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Steelers-Saints in Paris Is Everything I Hate About NFL International Games
The NFL is STILL planning to play Steelers vs. Saints in Paris on October 25, despite weeks of protests in France and growing concerns about fan safety. And this is where my hatred for…
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Sidney Crosby Is Scoring Again. Now Change the Penguins’ Lines.
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Brewers Are Up 3-0 on the Dodgers, and MLB Still Needs a Salary Cap AND Floor
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NFL Overtime Should Count UP, Not Down
The Ravens used 7:03 to score in overtime against the Falcons, leaving Atlanta only 2:57 to answer. I think the NFL should completely change how its overtime clock works. Start the clock at zero and
NHL
The Penguins Need to Stop Rotating Ben Kindel’s Wingers and Move Him Up
The Penguins have played seven games. They’ve had a few really good games and a few not very good games. Their play perfectly explains their .500 record so far. Much like their play, their…
NHL
Kyle Dubas Faces a Difficult Penguins Youth Movement
The Penguins played yet another sloppy brand of situational hockey Tuesday evening against the Chicago Blackhawks. Literally less than thirty seconds into the game, Carlile made a high-risk pass that didn't connect and ended…
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Bro was just guessing 😭😂
College Football
Calling Notre Dame’s CFP Advantage Cheating Is Ridiculous
Calling Notre Dame a bunch of cheaters for taking advantage of a College Football Playoff rule that everyone agreed to is pretty hilarious. USA TODAY's Matt Hayes is arguing that Notre Dame basically has…
NFL
49ers Pass Rams in Super Bowl Odds Despite 5-0 Start
The 49ers are 5-0, they beat the Rams 27-7 to open the season, and they've finally taken over as Super Bowl favorites.. by basically NOTHING. On Tuesday, DraftKings had San Francisco at +680 and…
College Football
EA Sports College Football Could Disappear Again Over Costs
EA Sports College Football FINALLY came back after 11 years, and now we're already hearing it could disappear again because it's getting too expensive to make?.. Give me a break. Mike Straw at Insider…
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These uniforms are awesome
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Browns Fans Want Minkah Fitzpatrick Banned? Remember Myles Garrett
Some Cleveland Browns fans want Minkah Fitzpatrick banned over his hit on KC Concepcion. But the Myles Garrett and Mason Rudolph helmet incident makes this conversation pretty ridiculous. Todd Monken said Minkah isn't a dirty
MLB
Dodgers Considering Benching Shohei Ohtani in NLCS Game 3
The Dodgers are down 0-2 in the NLCS, and Dave Roberts is actually considering BENCHING SHOHEI OHTANI for Game 3.. Imagine being the manager who has to make THAT decision. According to Katie Woo…
NFL
Sean McVay Went Conservative and the Rams Paid for It
The Rams scored 34 points, Matthew Stafford threw for 383 yards, and Puka Nacua caught SEVENTEEN passes.. so naturally Sean McVay decided the offense was too dangerous to trust with the game on the…
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D3 Football is awesome 😂
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Josh Allen Finally Wins in OT as Rams Waste Their Chance
Josh Allen has 100 career NFL wins.. and it took him until No. 100 to get his FIRST overtime victory. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?! Allen came into Monday night 0-7 in overtime, and…
MLB
Guardians Beat Rays as Kevin Cash Faces Familiar Debate
Kevin Cash might be the only manager in baseball who gets haunted for taking a pitcher OUT of a playoff game and now has to answer for leaving one IN. The Guardians just beat…
MLB
Brewers Lead Dodgers 2-0: Is That Good for Baseball?
The Brewers just took a 2-0 lead over the Dodgers in the NLCS.. and I genuinely can't tell if this is the BEST or WORST thing for baseball. Milwaukee won Game 2, 7-4, after…
NHL
Are the Penguins Preparing to Trade Owen Pickering?
Last week the Penguins traded Filip Hallander for LD Spencer Stastney. They had to trade a forward, and getting more organizational depth on the left side made sense, especially with TVR’s shortcomings on Letang’s…
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Monday Night Football Entry!
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NFL Overtime Has a Flaw, but Giants-Commanders Blew It
NFL fans are calling for college football-style overtime after the Giants and Commanders tied 27-27 on Sunday.. and I'm sorry, but those two teams might be the WORST possible advertisement for changing the rules.…
College Football
Oregon Falls Out of AP Top 25 for First Time Since 2022
Oregon started the season ranked No. 2 in the country.. FIVE games later, they're OUT of the AP Top 25 for the first time since 2022. A 17-15 home loss to UCLA, SEVEN turnovers,…
WNBA
Atlanta Dream’s WNBA Finals Have a 3,500-Seat Problem
The Atlanta Dream are in the WNBA Finals.. and they might have to play their biggest games of the season in a 3,500-seat arena. HOW does this happen? According to Meghan L. Hall of…
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Don’t make skits like this anymore 😂
NHL
Igor Shesterkin Injury: Are the Rangers’ Playoff Hopes Done?
Are the Rangers done for the year? Igor Shesterkin suffered a season-ending injury against Washington on Friday. The Rangers are already without backup goaltender Joonas Korpisalo, leaving Dylan Garand to backstop them. Garand has…
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Penguins Beat Stars in Shootout After a Rough Week
Throughout the week, many began to proclaim the Penguins dead. They may have beaten the Canadiens, but they blew a 5-1 lead. Then came two god-awful performances against Washington and Columbus. Sidney Crosby is…
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