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Sidney Crosby vs. Alex Ovechkin: Why Crosby Is Greater
One of the greatest player rivalries in sports, Crosby vs. Ovechkin, will conclude at the end of this season. The two future Hall of Famers entered the league in the same year and instantly…
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Stephen A. Smith Had No Class With Lane Johnson’s Retirement
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Padres Beat Brewers 4-3 to Keep NLDS Alive in Game 3
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Dodgers Beat Braves 3-1, and the Three-Peat Feels Real
It’s over.. it’s OVER. The Dodgers are winning the World Series again. Atlanta finally gets Chris Sale in Game 3. He has six strikeouts through two innings, Mauricio Dubón robs Freddie Freeman of a…
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Lane Johnson Retires, and Some Eagles Fans Are Losers
The Eagles fans acting like Lane Johnson ruined their season by retiring in October are absolute losers. This dude gave Philadelphia 14 seasons, won TWO Super Bowls, made six Pro Bowls and spent his…
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The Baltimore Orioles are down bad 💀
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Carlie Irsay-Gordon’s Colts Sideline Headset Makes Sense
We complain CONSTANTLY about NFL owners who don’t know football.. now Carlie Irsay-Gordon is getting roasted because she’s actually trying to learn it? Bill Simmons called the Colts owner taking notes on the sideline…
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Why Red River Is Split PERFECTLY at the 50-Yard Line
Why are Texas and Oklahoma fans split perfectly down the middle of the Cotton Bowl? It's not random seating. The schools divide the tickets evenly, creating the burnt-orange and crimson line at midfield that has
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Should Ovechkin and Crosby Skip the Hall of Fame Wait?
Alex Ovechkin just announced that this will be his final NHL season, and it made me realize how pointless the Hockey Hall of Fame waiting period is for certain guys. Ovi is the NHL's…
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Alex Ovechkin’s Final NHL Season Brings the Crosby Rivalry Full Circle
Though it was not shocking, it was still newsworthy that Alexander Ovechkin formally announced that this will be his final NHL campaign. As a Penguins fan, I spent most of my childhood hating Ovechkin.…
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Hockey fans are awesome 😂
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The Falcons Are Becoming a Team NOBODY Wants to Play
The Atlanta Falcons are only 2-2, but the offense we’ve watched since Michael Penix Jr. returned looks completely different. Bijan Robinson, Brian Robinson Jr. and Drake London give Atlanta the exact kind of physical offense
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The Falcons Running Game Looks Built for January
I’m not ready to call the Falcons a Super Bowl contender, but tell me who is volunteering to play this team in January right now? Bijan Robinson looks like the best running back in…
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Are the Florida Panthers Overrated Without Aleksander Barkov?
The Florida Panthers were the talk of the offseason. They acquired every bully in the league, including Brady Tkachuk. Everyone thought they were destined to be back in the Stanley Cup Final. However, it's…
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Falcons vs. Saints: My 4 Picks for Monday Night Football
Atlanta finally fed Bijan Robinson last week, so I’m starting there against New Orleans. Then I’m riding the Tyler Shough-Chris Olave passing game and taking one Alvin Kamara number that Atlanta’s run defense has me
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Why Erbie Brooks Isn’t Buying the New York Rangers’ 3-1 Start
The New York Rangers were one of the worst teams in the NHL last season. Their offense completely dried up, their D corps was embarrassing, and they had little to no help on the…
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Simon Edvinsson Trade Report Adds to Red Wings Chaos
Detroit is having one of the worst offseasons in NHL history. Their captain asked for a trade, the request became public, and the team has refused to move him. The request came after a…
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NFL Refs Are Making the Game About Themselves
NFL officiating has reached the point where I’m ready for street-ball rules. After the Trey McBride exchange and Adrian Hill getting angry at Eric Wilson after Wilson was shoved into him, I have a new
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Is Dan Campbell Starting to Lose His Grip on the Lions?
It might actually be OVER for Dan Campbell in Detroit.. and I’m not saying you fire the guy tomorrow because the Lions are 2-2. But that grace period from 2024 is disappearing FAST. Detroit…
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Is It Time for Clemson to Move On From Dabo Swinney?
Clemson might need to have the conversation nobody wanted to have about Dabo Swinney.. I think this thing is over. And that feels insane to say about the guy who turned Clemson into CLEMSON.…
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Just take the yards 😂😭
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PADRES SHOULD BE HEATED
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Ty France Roof Play at American Family Field Was Absurd
Baseball stadiums SHOULD be weird. Give me the Green Monster, ivy, stupid little corners, short porches.. whatever. But the actual building cannot become a fielder in the ninth inning of a playoff game. The…
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Penguins Fans Are Overreacting to Hoffmann Ownership Moves
The Penguins’ new ownership has created anger within the fan base. Not because they’re unwilling to spend to the cap. Not because they’ve laid off beloved workers. Not because they’ve meddled with Dubas’ plan.…
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Penguins Beat Canadiens 6-5 in OT After Blowing Four-Goal Lead
For a few minutes, it looked like the Canadiens would skate the Penguins out of PPG Paints Arena in their home opener. Then the Penguins took hold of the game. The power play was…
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