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Michigan Falls to Minnesota, Officially Drops to 3-2
Michigan is officially 3-2. After 60 minutes?.. I have them at 2-3. Because I have NOT forgotten Western Michigan. Michigan was staring at a 12-7 loss in Week 1 until officials put a disputed…
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Quinn Meinerz Fined $14,926 for NFL Yahtzee Celebration
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Penn State Loses to Northwestern Again After James Franklin Era
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College Football
Idaho Stuns No. 1 Montana State in 35-34 Thriller
I genuinely feel bad for anybody who saw Montana State at Idaho on the TV guide and decided they had better things to do. THIS is why college football is so damn good. Idaho…
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Did Virginia Tech get robbed!?
MLB
Penguins’ Hot Third Line Creates a Tough Decision for Dan Muse
The Penguins destroyed the lowly Flyers 7-0 on Wednesday night to begin their season, and Philadelphia followed that up by losing again Thursday. But the more interesting story coming out of opening night might…
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Why Baseball Is the Most Gut-Wrenching Sport
Baseball spends 162 games teaching fans that there's always another game. October can take that away in about 48 hours. Houston, Chicago, Boston and Philadelphia just showed four different versions of the same brutal thing.
NBA
Blazers Fire Braiden Bell Over Tweets From When He Was 15
You can think Braiden Bell’s old tweets were stupid and offensive AND still think this is kinda crazy. The Trail Blazers hired Bell as their new play-by-play announcer, then fired him HOURS later when…
NHL
Connor McDavid and the Oilers Still Have the Same ProblemOilers Hockey is Insane
Connor McDavid, the sport's biggest loser, has gone off the rails. McDavid spent his summer backing the hire of Mike Babcock, one of the most hated coaches in the league. He thought Babcock would…
WNBA
Caitlin Clark Overrated?
Indiana Fever fans thought they were getting the women's Michael Jordan. Instead, they might have got the Joel Embiid of women. Caitlin Clark has made more buzz about her Taylor Swift inspired shoes than…
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Tom Brady Should Stay Retired... Because He's Too Good in the Booth
Tom Brady's biographer says he wouldn't be shocked by a comeback attempt at 50.. and I desperately want Brady to stay retired. Not because I doubt the GOAT. Brady has become exactly what I want
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I thought the joke was funny
MLB
Phillies’ September Collapse Followed Them Into October
The Phillies spent the final week of September turning what should’ve been a normal playoff rotation into emergency baseball.. and the bill finally showed up in Atlanta. They had a four-game lead for the…
NFL
Steelers Lose to Browns 27-24 and Christmas Is Cancelled
Congratulations to the Pittsburgh Steelers for officially ruining Christmas. The so-called GAME OF THE CENTURY against the Cleveland Browns ends with Pittsburgh losing 27-24. They fell behind 21-10, somehow fought all the way back…
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The Steelers Were RIGHT to Trade Joey Porter Jr.
Omar Khan’s recent run deserves criticism, but I still understand the Joey Porter Jr. trade. Pittsburgh gets a 2028 second-round pick and a 2027 sixth for a corner who hadn’t played through three games, was
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Steelers vs Browns TNF
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JPJ to the Cowboys
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Gotta feel bad for the coach here
NHL
2026 NHL Opening Night Takeaways: Panthers, Leafs and Oilers
Despite the brevity of the NHL offseason, it's always great when a new season gets underway. My 2026 NHL opening night takeaways start with Florida and Carolina, who kicked things off at 5 p.m.…
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Don’t coddle your opponent!
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Manchester City Cheated for 9 Seasons.. Here’s What They Actually Did
Manchester City was found guilty of serious Premier League financial-rule breaches spanning nine seasons. Here’s what the money scheme actually did, why the £900 million figure matters, and why a fine cannot be the meaningful
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Puppy just wanted the ball 😂
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The Dodgers Are Winning the World Series Again.. Baseball Might Be Cooked
The Dodgers lost seven straight, spent 42 games playing .500 and still finished 100-62. I’m calling the World Series three-peat now.. and MLB’s looming labor fight makes the possible ending even crazier. Check out our
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What was this dude looking at? 😭😂
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This man was fighting for his life
NHL
Penguins Roster Cuts: Avery Hayes Sent Down, PP1 Takes Shape
Only one preseason game remains. After today's practice, only one remains until the regular season starts. In a mere five days the Penguins will begin the 2026-2027 season in Philadelphia. The Penguins roster cuts…
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