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Indiana Survives Nebraska 20-17 With Ohio State Up Next
I’m giving Indiana the benefit of the doubt and calling that Nebraska game a TRAP GAME.. because Ohio State is coming to Bloomington next week, and I have a hard time believing the Hoosiers…
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Pitt Loses to UNC After Pat Narduzzi’s Rankings Rant
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Pittsburgh Penguins Struggle as Crosby Goes Scoreless
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College Football
Indiana Football’s Future Schedule Deserves Criticism
Curt Cignetti turned Indiana into NATIONAL CHAMPIONS in two seasons.. and somehow the Hoosiers are still scheduling nonconference games like they're just trying to get bowl eligible. Look at their 2027 schedule: Kennesaw State,…
College Football
Iowa Could Be a Sneaky College Football Playoff Threat
I'm telling you right now.. Iowa could be one of the sneakiest teams in the College Football Playoff this year. I don't think they're winning a national championship, but could they steal a game…
WNBA
Atlanta Dream vs. Valkyries: A 13-Year Wait Meets Year Two
The Atlanta Dream haven't been to the WNBA Finals since 2013.. and now they're facing a team that didn't even join the league until LAST YEAR. Atlanta reached the Finals three times between 2010…
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Why Is Everyone Mad at Colts Owner Carlie Irsay-Gordon?
Colts owner Carlie Irsay-Gordon is getting criticized for taking notes and listening to coaches during games, and I genuinely don't understand the outrage. Bill Simmons called her sideline behavior “bonkers,” but she's explained that she
WNBA
Caitlin Clark Wants Kelsey Mitchell Back. Are Fans Listening?
Caitlin Clark says re-signing Kelsey Mitchell should be the Indiana Fever's NUMBER ONE offseason priority.. meanwhile, some people claiming to support Clark are going after the very teammate she wants to keep. Make that…
NFL
Mike Ditka Dies at 86: Remembering the Legendary Da Coach
Mike Ditka was one of those guys you could recognize with the TV on MUTE. The mustache, the sunglasses, the sweater vest, that look on the sideline like he was ready to fight the…
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NFL
Cowboys Lose to Winless Buccaneers After Texans Comeback
The Cowboys just played two WINLESS teams four days apart and somehow went 1-1.. Dallas could make a bye week look difficult. On Sunday, they needed a CeeDee Lamb touchdown with 40 seconds left…
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The Dallas Cowboys Lose 😂😂😂
MLB
MLB’s Pick-Your-Opponent Proposal Could Create New Rivalries
MLB wants to let playoff teams PICK THEIR OPPONENTS and I absolutely LOVE this idea! You could create an entirely new rivalry in one afternoon. Under MLB's latest proposal, starting in 2027, the No.…
NHL
Penguins’ Defensive Mistakes Are a Bigger Concern Than Crosby
The Penguins looked like an offensive juggernaut through two games. The offense is not completely dead, as the Penguins are scoring even when they don't have their best game. The more concerning issue is…
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My 4 Cowboys vs. Buccaneers Player Picks for Thursday Night Football
Four player predictions for Cowboys vs. Buccaneers on Thursday Night Football. I'm looking for CeeDee Lamb to score, Jake Ferguson to reach 25 receiving yards, Jalon Daniels to throw for 175 yards and Emeka Egbuka
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Ovechkin & Crosby Should SKIP the Hockey Hall of Fame Wait
Alex Ovechkin is retiring after the 2026–27 NHL season, and I think he deserves immediate Hockey Hall of Fame eligibility. Sidney Crosby should get the same treatment whenever he retires. Mario Lemieux and Wayne Gretzky
WNBA
Angel Reese Delivers as Dream Take 2-0 Lead Over Liberty
Angel Reese is ONE win away from the WNBA Finals, and the people who've spent two years investigating her rebounds like a federal crime scene are gonna have a HELL of a time with…
MLB
Brewers Advance as Manny Machado Relives 2017 WBC Robbery
The Brewers are headed BACK to the NLCS, and somebody needs to investigate what Manny Machado did to the center-field wall at Petco Park.. because that thing has had a personal problem with him…
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MLB
Rays Sweep Yankees in ALDS as Fan Interference Adds Insult
DAAAAAA JADAAAAAA JANKES LOSE!!! THE TAMPA BAY RAYS JUST SWEPT THE NEW YORK YANKEES OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS! A week ago, the Yankees were beating the absolute piss out of Boston, outscoring the Red…
MLB
Dodgers Eliminate Braves, Reach Third Straight NLCS
The Dodgers are headed to their THIRD straight NLCS after beating the Braves 4-1.. is anybody actually surprised? At this point, I think we'd be more shocked if they DIDN'T make it. Atlanta beat…
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Stephen A. Smith Deserves the Backlash Over Lane Johnson
Stephen A. Smith is getting hammered for his comments about Lane Johnson's retirement, and I think the criticism is completely justified. Lane Johnson announced he was stepping away from football to prioritize his mental health
NHL
Sidney Crosby vs. Alex Ovechkin: Why Crosby Is Greater
One of the greatest player rivalries in sports, Crosby vs. Ovechkin, will conclude at the end of this season. The two future Hall of Famers entered the league in the same year and instantly…
NFL
Stephen A. Smith Had No Class With Lane Johnson’s Retirement
Stephen A. Smith mocking Lane Johnson for saying he needs to focus on his mental health is one of those moments where sports debate needs to shut the hell up for a minute. Stephen…
MLB
Padres Beat Brewers 4-3 to Keep NLDS Alive in Game 3
Apparently you CAN win a one-run playoff game without the stadium itself getting involved. The Brewers got Game 1 after Ty France’s potential go-ahead homer hit a roof cable and dropped into Jackson Chourio’s…
MLB
Dodgers Beat Braves 3-1, and the Three-Peat Feels Real
It’s over.. it’s OVER. The Dodgers are winning the World Series again. Atlanta finally gets Chris Sale in Game 3. He has six strikeouts through two innings, Mauricio Dubón robs Freddie Freeman of a…
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