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The Falcons Running Game Looks Built for January
I’m not ready to call the Falcons a Super Bowl contender, but tell me who is volunteering to play this team in January right now? Bijan Robinson looks like the best running back in…
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The Falcons Are Becoming a Team NOBODY Wants to Play
The Atlanta Falcons are only 2-2, but the offense we’ve watched since Michael Penix Jr. returned looks completely different. Bijan Robinson, Brian Robinson Jr. and Drake London give Atlanta the exact kind of physical offense
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Falcons vs. Saints: My 4 Picks for Monday Night Football
Atlanta finally fed Bijan Robinson last week, so I’m starting there against New Orleans. Then I’m riding the Tyler Shough-Chris Olave passing game and taking one Alvin Kamara number that Atlanta’s run defense has me
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Simon Edvinsson Trade Report Adds to Red Wings Chaos
Detroit is having one of the worst offseasons in NHL history. Their captain asked for a trade, the request became public, and the team has refused to move him. The request came after a…
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NFL Refs Are Making the Game About Themselves
NFL officiating has reached the point where I’m ready for street-ball rules. After the Trey McBride exchange and Adrian Hill getting angry at Eric Wilson after Wilson was shoved into him, I have a new
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Is Dan Campbell Starting to Lose His Grip on the Lions?
It might actually be OVER for Dan Campbell in Detroit.. and I’m not saying you fire the guy tomorrow because the Lions are 2-2. But that grace period from 2024 is disappearing FAST. Detroit…
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College Football
Is It Time for Clemson to Move On From Dabo Swinney?
Clemson might need to have the conversation nobody wanted to have about Dabo Swinney.. I think this thing is over. And that feels insane to say about the guy who turned Clemson into CLEMSON.…
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PADRES SHOULD BE HEATED
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Ty France Roof Play at American Family Field Was Absurd
Baseball stadiums SHOULD be weird. Give me the Green Monster, ivy, stupid little corners, short porches.. whatever. But the actual building cannot become a fielder in the ninth inning of a playoff game. The…
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Penguins Fans Are Overreacting to Hoffmann Ownership Moves
The Penguins’ new ownership has created anger within the fan base. Not because they’re unwilling to spend to the cap. Not because they’ve laid off beloved workers. Not because they’ve meddled with Dubas’ plan.…
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Penguins Beat Canadiens 6-5 in OT After Blowing Four-Goal Lead
For a few minutes, it looked like the Canadiens would skate the Penguins out of PPG Paints Arena in their home opener. Then the Penguins took hold of the game. The power play was…
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Derrick Henry vs. Tennessee Leads My 6 TD Scorers for Sunday
Derrick Henry gets his former team for the first time, while Kenneth Walker has already scored four times through three games with Kansas City. They lead my six touchdown scorers for Sunday. Last week went
College Football
Florida’s Top 10 Stay Lasted Just Six Days
Florida waited FIVE YEARS to get back into the AP Top 10 just to pull the Grandpa Simpson meme. Walk in. Take the hat off. Look around. Put the hat back on. Walk directly…
College Football
Ohio State Beats Iowa as Jeremiah Smith Makes History
Ohio State just did to Iowa what Michigan apparently forgot was allowed.. BEAT THEM. Michigan got the Hawkeyes in the Big House last week and lost 20-19 on the final play. Ohio State went…
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Ryan Field Cost $875M.. And Reporters Needed Cardboard Booster Seats
Northwestern's new Ryan Field looks incredible, but opening night produced one absurd press-box problem. Buffalo's $2.1 billion Highmark Stadium also received complaints about partially obstructed sightlines. The worst viral Buffalo seat wasn't sold for Bills
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Michigan Falls to Minnesota, Officially Drops to 3-2
Michigan is officially 3-2. After 60 minutes?.. I have them at 2-3. Because I have NOT forgotten Western Michigan. Michigan was staring at a 12-7 loss in Week 1 until officials put a disputed…
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Quinn Meinerz Fined $14,926 for NFL Yahtzee Celebration
Those are some expensive imaginary dice. Quinn Meinerz didn’t even score. Jaylen Waddle caught a 2-point conversion, the 320-pound offensive lineman waddled over to celebrate with him, they pretended to roll some dice.. and…
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Penn State Loses to Northwestern Again After James Franklin Era
The more things change, the more they stay EXACTLY the same at Penn State. Last year, James Franklin lost 22-21 to Northwestern and got fired the next day. Penn State finally moved on, started…
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Idaho Stuns No. 1 Montana State in 35-34 Thriller
I genuinely feel bad for anybody who saw Montana State at Idaho on the TV guide and decided they had better things to do. THIS is why college football is so damn good. Idaho…
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Did Virginia Tech get robbed!?
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