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The Eagles Let Jalen Hurts Play With a Blood Clot. This Organization Needs to Be Gutted.
Jalen Hurts had a diagnosed blood clot in his calf, the Eagles cleared him to play against Jacksonville anyway.. and now we're talking about blood clots in BOTH of his lungs. The Philadelphia Eagles…
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Jim Harbaugh Is 0-6.. Football Is Hard When You Can’t Cheat
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Paul Skenes Could Be Gone by 2028 Because the Pirates Won’t Pay Up
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Steelers Fans Made the Buccaneers Feel Like Visitors in Their Own Stadium
Steelers fans were so loud in Tampa today that the BUCCANEERS were having trouble communicating on offense.. in their own damn stadium. There were so many Pittsburgh fans at Raymond James that people covering…
College Football
Michigan Got One More Play. Notre Dame Got a Big 12 Review.
Michigan got ONE SECOND added back to the clock earlier this season and used it to win on a Hail Mary.. Notre Dame just needed that same second against BYU, and the officials decided…
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The OT rules are still so stupid
NHL
The Penguins Should Trade Veterans, but Keep Rust and Novak
Prior to another stomping at the hands of the Vegas Golden Knights, the Penguins were the subject of some pretty juicy rumors. Lead NHL reporter Elliotte Friedman said during his Saturday Headlines segment that…
NHL
The Penguins Need to Replace Declan Carlile on the Top Pair, and Simon Edvinsson Makes Sense
The Penguins struck gold last year with Parker Wotherspoon. They found an analytical darling who wasn't given much of an opportunity and turned him into a first-pair defender. They tried to recreate that magic…
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6 Man Touchdown Entry!
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Is Arch Manning Still a Top-10 NFL Draft Pick After Texas Lost Again?
Arch Manning and Texas have lost two straight games, and his 2027 NFL Draft future is getting complicated. Mel Kiper had Manning as his sixth-ranked quarterback before the loss to Florida. The arm talent is
NHL
There Might Not Be a Bad Outcome for the Penguins This Season
The players will tell you it’s early. The fans will say something is wrong with this team. The coach will look frustrated at his team’s defensive performance. Does any of it matter? I don’t…
NHL
Alexis Lafrenière Is No Bust, but His Scoring Pace Is a Mirage
Dating back to March of last season, Alexis Lafrenière is averaging over a point per game. He's also scoring a lot of goals so far this season (7 in 9 games). He was once…
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Like looking in a mirror 😂
MLB
Brewers Fan Waited 11 Years to Cash In a $1,000 Ticket.. Now He’s Going to the World Series?
A Brewers fan has spent ELEVEN YEARS holding onto a ticket for a game that didn't even exist yet.. and it might finally pay off! Back in 2015, Nate Holzman paid $1,000 for something…
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Horrible was to lose a game
NFL
Michael Robinson’s Jalen Hurts Take Falls Apart When You Look at the Timeline
Michael Robinson is suggesting Jalen Hurts might be sitting out because so many of his Eagles teammates are hurt.. and he's telling people to GOOGLE the difference between a “superficial blood clot” and an…
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Dude is still running 😭😭
NHL
The Flyers Are Winless, Their Defensemen Are Too Horny, and I Couldn’t Be Happier
Winless through nine games. The coach is hated by the city. The coach is saying his defensemen are too horny? The goaltender appears to stink (we could've guessed this would happen). Their young guys…
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Kids vs Mascots 😭
NFL
Joe Buck Might Be Babysitting Pat McAfee and Jason Kelce on MNF Next Year
Joe Buck has spent 25 YEARS calling football with Troy Aikman.. and I swear we're going to end up with Buck sitting next to Jason Kelce, Pat McAfee, or somehow BOTH on Monday Night…
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Nascars swear jar 😂
MLB
The Pirates Were Better Than the Dodgers, and I Have Math to Prove It
The Pittsburgh Pirates were BETTER than the Los Angeles Dodgers this year, and I have MATHEMATICAL EVIDENCE to prove it. The Brewers just SWEPT the Dodgers out of the NLCS. FOUR games, ZERO wins.…
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One Small-Market World Series Win Won't End MLB's Salary Cap Debate
Milwaukee, Cleveland and Tampa Bay made up three of MLB's final four with payrolls nowhere near the Dodgers. If one of them wins the World Series, that's awesome baseball.. but it doesn't erase a decade
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3 man Underdog entry tonight!
NFL
Steelers-Saints in Paris Is Everything I Hate About NFL International Games
The NFL is STILL planning to play Steelers vs. Saints in Paris on October 25, despite weeks of protests in France and growing concerns about fan safety. And this is where my hatred for…
NHL
Sidney Crosby Is Scoring Again. Now Change the Penguins’ Lines.
The Penguins should change the lines. They’ve had middling results, and most concerningly, Crosby had been quiet. Well, until Tuesday night. The captain scored his first two goals of the season against Chicago, and…
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