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2026 NHL Opening Night Takeaways: Panthers, Leafs and Oilers
Despite the brevity of the NHL offseason, it's always great when a new season gets underway. My 2026 NHL opening night takeaways start with Florida and Carolina, who kicked things off at 5 p.m.…
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Penguins Roster Cuts: Avery Hayes Sent Down, PP1 Takes Shape
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Penguins Training Camp 2026: Roster Battles Still Wide Open
The shortened version of training camp came and went. The Penguins enjoyed their three straight days of camp, Penguins training camp 2026 gave us three full group practices from Thursday through Saturday before Sunday’s…
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College Football Top 25 After Week 3: Benny Yinzer’s Rankings
Week 3 is where these rankings finally start becoming more than preseason opinions with a couple box scores attached. We have teams with real wins now, teams with losses that actually need explained, and…
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NHL Contract Extensions Make Koivunen’s Deal Look Better
Yesterday was a big day in the NHL. It was the last day of the old CBA. This is relevant because contract structures have completely changed. As of today, players can no longer sign…
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College Football Top 25 After Week 2: Benny Yinzer’s Rankings
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Pittsburgh Penguins Prospect Tournament: Galvas Steals Game 1
Saturday afternoon finally gave us Penguins hockey again.. well, Penguins prospect hockey. The Pittsburgh Penguins prospect tournament opened with a 2-1 shootout win over Columbus, and the score really doesn’t show how much Pittsburgh…
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Ohio State Texas Loss: Fire Ryan Day Now
Ryan Day should have to find his own ride home from Austin. The Ohio State Texas loss should get him fired. The Buckeyes led 23-3 entering the fourth quarter, had No. 4 Texas buried…
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Sidney Crosby Contract Extension: Pittsburgh Is Still Home
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Pittsburgh Penguins Informal Skates Mean Hockey Is Back
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Patriots Seahawks Super Bowl Rematch: Seattle Wins Again
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