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College Football Treats Bowl Games Like Consolation Prizes, Then Complains About a 24-Team Playoff
College football has teams throwing hissy fits when they miss the Playoff, players opting out of bowl games, and entire fanbases acting like the season is over.. but expanding the College Football Playoff to…
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Joe Buck Might Be Babysitting Pat McAfee and Jason Kelce on MNF Next Year
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The Pirates Were Better Than the Dodgers, and I Have Math to Prove It
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One Small-Market World Series Win Won't End MLB's Salary Cap Debate
Milwaukee, Cleveland and Tampa Bay made up three of MLB's final four with payrolls nowhere near the Dodgers. If one of them wins the World Series, that's awesome baseball.. but it doesn't erase a decade
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3 man Underdog entry tonight!
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Steelers-Saints in Paris Is Everything I Hate About NFL International Games
The NFL is STILL planning to play Steelers vs. Saints in Paris on October 25, despite weeks of protests in France and growing concerns about fan safety. And this is where my hatred for…
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Sidney Crosby Is Scoring Again. Now Change the Penguins’ Lines.
The Penguins should change the lines. They’ve had middling results, and most concerningly, Crosby had been quiet. Well, until Tuesday night. The captain scored his first two goals of the season against Chicago, and…
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I bet this isn’t the first time this happened 😂
MLB
Brewers Are Up 3-0 on the Dodgers, and MLB Still Needs a Salary Cap AND Floor
The Milwaukee Brewers are UP 3-0 on the Dodgers! Jake Bauers just battled Blake Snell for 11 pitches before taking him deep, and Milwaukee is ONE win away from its first World Series since…
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NFL Overtime Should Count UP, Not Down
The Ravens used 7:03 to score in overtime against the Falcons, leaving Atlanta only 2:57 to answer. I think the NFL should completely change how its overtime clock works. Start the clock at zero and
NHL
The Penguins Need to Stop Rotating Ben Kindel’s Wingers and Move Him Up
The Penguins have played seven games. They’ve had a few really good games and a few not very good games. Their play perfectly explains their .500 record so far. Much like their play, their…
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Kyle Dubas Faces a Difficult Penguins Youth Movement
The Penguins played yet another sloppy brand of situational hockey Tuesday evening against the Chicago Blackhawks. Literally less than thirty seconds into the game, Carlile made a high-risk pass that didn't connect and ended…
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Bro was just guessing 😭😂
College Football
Calling Notre Dame’s CFP Advantage Cheating Is Ridiculous
Calling Notre Dame a bunch of cheaters for taking advantage of a College Football Playoff rule that everyone agreed to is pretty hilarious. USA TODAY's Matt Hayes is arguing that Notre Dame basically has…
NFL
49ers Pass Rams in Super Bowl Odds Despite 5-0 Start
The 49ers are 5-0, they beat the Rams 27-7 to open the season, and they've finally taken over as Super Bowl favorites.. by basically NOTHING. On Tuesday, DraftKings had San Francisco at +680 and…
College Football
EA Sports College Football Could Disappear Again Over Costs
EA Sports College Football FINALLY came back after 11 years, and now we're already hearing it could disappear again because it's getting too expensive to make?.. Give me a break. Mike Straw at Insider…
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These uniforms are awesome
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Browns Fans Want Minkah Fitzpatrick Banned? Remember Myles Garrett
Some Cleveland Browns fans want Minkah Fitzpatrick banned over his hit on KC Concepcion. But the Myles Garrett and Mason Rudolph helmet incident makes this conversation pretty ridiculous. Todd Monken said Minkah isn't a dirty
MLB
Dodgers Considering Benching Shohei Ohtani in NLCS Game 3
The Dodgers are down 0-2 in the NLCS, and Dave Roberts is actually considering BENCHING SHOHEI OHTANI for Game 3.. Imagine being the manager who has to make THAT decision. According to Katie Woo…
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Sean McVay Went Conservative and the Rams Paid for It
The Rams scored 34 points, Matthew Stafford threw for 383 yards, and Puka Nacua caught SEVENTEEN passes.. so naturally Sean McVay decided the offense was too dangerous to trust with the game on the…
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D3 Football is awesome 😂
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Josh Allen Finally Wins in OT as Rams Waste Their Chance
Josh Allen has 100 career NFL wins.. and it took him until No. 100 to get his FIRST overtime victory. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?! Allen came into Monday night 0-7 in overtime, and…
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Guardians Beat Rays as Kevin Cash Faces Familiar Debate
Kevin Cash might be the only manager in baseball who gets haunted for taking a pitcher OUT of a playoff game and now has to answer for leaving one IN. The Guardians just beat…
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Brewers Lead Dodgers 2-0: Is That Good for Baseball?
The Brewers just took a 2-0 lead over the Dodgers in the NLCS.. and I genuinely can't tell if this is the BEST or WORST thing for baseball. Milwaukee won Game 2, 7-4, after…
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Are the Penguins Preparing to Trade Owen Pickering?
Last week the Penguins traded Filip Hallander for LD Spencer Stastney. They had to trade a forward, and getting more organizational depth on the left side made sense, especially with TVR’s shortcomings on Letang’s…
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