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Is It Time for Clemson to Move On From Dabo Swinney?
Clemson might need to have the conversation nobody wanted to have about Dabo Swinney.. I think this thing is over. And that feels insane to say about the guy who turned Clemson into CLEMSON.…
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Ty France Roof Play at American Family Field Was Absurd
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Penguins Fans Are Overreacting to Hoffmann Ownership Moves
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Penguins Beat Canadiens 6-5 in OT After Blowing Four-Goal Lead
For a few minutes, it looked like the Canadiens would skate the Penguins out of PPG Paints Arena in their home opener. Then the Penguins took hold of the game. The power play was…
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Derrick Henry vs. Tennessee Leads My 6 TD Scorers for Sunday
Derrick Henry gets his former team for the first time, while Kenneth Walker has already scored four times through three games with Kansas City. They lead my six touchdown scorers for Sunday. Last week went
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Florida’s Top 10 Stay Lasted Just Six Days
Florida waited FIVE YEARS to get back into the AP Top 10 just to pull the Grandpa Simpson meme. Walk in. Take the hat off. Look around. Put the hat back on. Walk directly…
College Football
Ohio State Beats Iowa as Jeremiah Smith Makes History
Ohio State just did to Iowa what Michigan apparently forgot was allowed.. BEAT THEM. Michigan got the Hawkeyes in the Big House last week and lost 20-19 on the final play. Ohio State went…
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Ryan Field Cost $875M.. And Reporters Needed Cardboard Booster Seats
Northwestern's new Ryan Field looks incredible, but opening night produced one absurd press-box problem. Buffalo's $2.1 billion Highmark Stadium also received complaints about partially obstructed sightlines. The worst viral Buffalo seat wasn't sold for Bills
College Football
Michigan Falls to Minnesota, Officially Drops to 3-2
Michigan is officially 3-2. After 60 minutes?.. I have them at 2-3. Because I have NOT forgotten Western Michigan. Michigan was staring at a 12-7 loss in Week 1 until officials put a disputed…
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So cool for Nick Robertson 🐧
NFL
Quinn Meinerz Fined $14,926 for NFL Yahtzee Celebration
Those are some expensive imaginary dice. Quinn Meinerz didn’t even score. Jaylen Waddle caught a 2-point conversion, the 320-pound offensive lineman waddled over to celebrate with him, they pretended to roll some dice.. and…
College Football
Penn State Loses to Northwestern Again After James Franklin Era
The more things change, the more they stay EXACTLY the same at Penn State. Last year, James Franklin lost 22-21 to Northwestern and got fired the next day. Penn State finally moved on, started…
College Football
Idaho Stuns No. 1 Montana State in 35-34 Thriller
I genuinely feel bad for anybody who saw Montana State at Idaho on the TV guide and decided they had better things to do. THIS is why college football is so damn good. Idaho…
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Did Virginia Tech get robbed!?
MLB
Penguins’ Hot Third Line Creates a Tough Decision for Dan Muse
The Penguins destroyed the lowly Flyers 7-0 on Wednesday night to begin their season, and Philadelphia followed that up by losing again Thursday. But the more interesting story coming out of opening night might…
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Why Baseball Is the Most Gut-Wrenching Sport
Baseball spends 162 games teaching fans that there's always another game. October can take that away in about 48 hours. Houston, Chicago, Boston and Philadelphia just showed four different versions of the same brutal thing.
NBA
Blazers Fire Braiden Bell Over Tweets From When He Was 15
You can think Braiden Bell’s old tweets were stupid and offensive AND still think this is kinda crazy. The Trail Blazers hired Bell as their new play-by-play announcer, then fired him HOURS later when…
NHL
Connor McDavid and the Oilers Still Have the Same ProblemOilers Hockey is Insane
Connor McDavid, the sport's biggest loser, has gone off the rails. McDavid spent his summer backing the hire of Mike Babcock, one of the most hated coaches in the league. He thought Babcock would…
WNBA
Caitlin Clark Overrated?
Indiana Fever fans thought they were getting the women's Michael Jordan. Instead, they might have got the Joel Embiid of women. Caitlin Clark has made more buzz about her Taylor Swift inspired shoes than…
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Tom Brady Should Stay Retired... Because He's Too Good in the Booth
Tom Brady's biographer says he wouldn't be shocked by a comeback attempt at 50.. and I desperately want Brady to stay retired. Not because I doubt the GOAT. Brady has become exactly what I want
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I thought the joke was funny
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Phillies’ September Collapse Followed Them Into October
The Phillies spent the final week of September turning what should’ve been a normal playoff rotation into emergency baseball.. and the bill finally showed up in Atlanta. They had a four-game lead for the…
NFL
Steelers Lose to Browns 27-24 and Christmas Is Cancelled
Congratulations to the Pittsburgh Steelers for officially ruining Christmas. The so-called GAME OF THE CENTURY against the Cleveland Browns ends with Pittsburgh losing 27-24. They fell behind 21-10, somehow fought all the way back…
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The Steelers Were RIGHT to Trade Joey Porter Jr.
Omar Khan’s recent run deserves criticism, but I still understand the Joey Porter Jr. trade. Pittsburgh gets a 2028 second-round pick and a 2027 sixth for a corner who hadn’t played through three games, was
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