Tony Romo got arrested for drunk driving on a bridge in Milwaukee Thursday night, and I need you to remember this is a man who calls the blitz 3 seconds before the ball is snapped.
ERRRRRRRRM I DONT KNOW JIIIIM.
9 seasons in that booth telling you exactly what’s coming before it comes, and he did not see a Milwaukee County deputy sitting on the high-rise bridge. FOX6 got the arrest report, southbound I-43, did not do well on the field sobriety tests.
And it’s so on brand it hurts, because this dude was never good at completing drives when it mattered. Seattle. He bobbles the hold, picks the ball up himself, takes off for the pylon, gets stopped short. Almost 20 years later he’s getting stopped short again, this time on a bridge.
The golf is what’s killing me though. He was home in Wisconsin all week playing the State Amateur on a special exemption, shot a 9-over 80, sat around 74th, and on his way out he told NBC26, I’m competitive in both, I’m just better at football.
He said that Thursday.
Somebody explain Wisconsin to me though. A first offense OWI up there isn’t a crime, it’s a ticket, 150 to 300 bucks. How is that the punishment?
