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Ndamukong Suh Just Invented a $200,000 NFL Salary That Does Not Exist
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Ndamukong Suh Just Invented a $200,000 NFL Salary That Does Not Exist

Please say a prayer for these NFL players only making $100,000. They are really out here struggling. I think we should all donate them money.

Ndamukong Suh did the math for us. You’re in New York, you make $200,000, taxes take half, now you’re sitting on $100,000 and everybody still expects you to live like the guy pulling $40 million.

Only problem is NOBODY in the whole damn league makes $200,000. Rookie minimum this year is $885,000. Survive one season and it’s a million and five.

The closest anybody actually gets is a practice squad kid at $247,500, and nobody is confusing that guy with a superstar, they’re cutting him on a Tuesday.

And this is the money guy. Ndamukong Suh has a whole podcast about athletes going broke. Real episode title, Why Looking Rich Keeps NFL Players Broke. That’s the brand now. Teaching guys the math…

$168 million he made playing football, and he can’t find the floor of his own league.

So somebody get me one name. One player, $200,000, I’ll mail the check myself.

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Benny Yinzer
Writer at Hail Mary Media. Sports takes that hit different.

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