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Brandon Beane Got Promoted After Firing Sean McDermott: Make It Make Sense
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The Bills firing Sean McDermott and promoting Brandon Beane feels like ego, not a plan, and it could waste Josh Allen’s prime. This isn’t some…
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McFraudChecked
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I am in a dangerous situation. I have spoken about the Pens being back. However, I think they are more than back… they can go…
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Kyle Dubas is GM of the Year
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The Penguins are currently 2-0 on their western Canada trip, beating the dilapidated Calgary Flames last night 4-1. This team is special because of Kyle…
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Why NFL Teams Need to Stop Hiring Defensive Coordinators as Head Coaches
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The Dolphins hiring Jeff Hafley is a bad bet, and the Titans hiring Robert Saleh is the same bad bet with a different logo. This…
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Penguins 6 Kraken 3: Boring Kraken No Match for the Flightless Birds
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The Seattle Kraken were shockingly in a playoff position Monday afternoon. Their -11-goal differential became a -14 differential after they matched up with Sidney Crosby…
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Dodgers Fans Saying “Cry Harder” After the Kyle Tucker Signing Are Missing the Whole Point
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Dodgers fans yelling “cry harder” after Kyle Tucker are missing the point: nobody thinks you’re cheating. We’re mad at MLB’s broken setup, and it could…
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Captain Canada: Sidney Crosby is Philadelphia’s Daddy
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A tale as old as time, Sidney Crosby and his team shit-stomp the lowly Philadelphia Flyers. Crosby was unsurprisingly the game’s first star, finishing with…
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College Football Playoff Expansion Is a Joke: Fix These 5 Problems Before 16 or 24 Teams
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College Football Playoff expansion is the dumbest conversation in the sport right now. The Big Ten wants 24 teams, the SEC wants 16, and somehow…
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Penguins Fall to the Lightning 2-1. Almost Shutout Again
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Last night, the Penguins almost went a second straight game without a goal. Instead, Malkin buried his tenth of the year to send the game…
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Mike Tomlin Steps Down: The Steelers Finally Hit the Reset Button
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Mike Tomlin steps down ending his 19 year run in Pittsburgh, but it also forces the Steelers to finally admit the truth: this thing needs…
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Alex Bregman to the Cubs Is a $175M Middle Finger, and the $70M Deferred Part Is the Funniest Detail
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Alex Bregman to the Cubs for $175 million with $70 million deferred is MLB at its most ridiculous: big-money flex dressed up as “responsible” accounting,…
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R-E-L-A-X The Penguins Are Fine
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In the words on Aaron Rodgers, relax. After a six-game winning streak, the Penguins dropped two straight only scoring one total goal over the weekend.…
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