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Listen, we just got some breaking news at Penguins practice about Ben Kindel. I have no idea if I can update this blog with my thoughts from tomorrow’s matchup against the Washington Capitals, but if I can, I will, if not look for a separate blog detailing how this blogs title forward fared. In the...

Hello Hail Mary Media, I am Erbie Brooks, and I will be bringing you some weekly insight into the NHL and specifically the Pittsburgh Penguins. While I will talk all things NHL, you will never catch me drooling over Connor McDavid on this site. Sure, as an individual he may be a top five talent,...

I promised that I wouldn’t only write about the New York Jets, but shit just keeps on happening. I wrote a blog just a few days ago talking about how the Jets shouldn’t move star running back Breece Hall at the trade deadline and look at that I was right! Unfortunately, they moved just about...

They scored 42 points yesterday and still lost. They scored 38 the week before and still lost. That is not a fluke. That is not a bad beat. That is a structural collapse with big money attached to one side of the roster and nothing left over to stop opponents from walking down the field...

Yeah, congrats to the Dodgers. Back-to-back titles. Filthy. Fully earned. Will Smith launching one into orbit, Yoshinobu Yamamoto shutting the door, and a clubhouse full of guys who know how to finish. But let’s not get it twisted. This isn’t the end of the story. This is the starting gun for the next war in...

Just 72 hours after recording their first win of the 2025 season, Woody Johnson and the New York Jets announce that they’re raising season ticket prices for the 2026 season. Times must be tough for the Johnson family as they decided one win was enough to justify raising ticket prices going into next year. For...

Yeah, cable, we owe you one. We trashed you for years. Called you greedy, outdated, overpriced. We laughed when streaming came along like it was going to save us all. Turns out the joke’s on us. You might have been a pain, you might have gone out when it rained too hard, but at least...

Welcome to the New York News, whether you care or not I have been given the power to vent about any and everything New York sports. Luckily for you I plan to mix it up, bringing you all things sports not just that contained to the 5 boroughs. Just a little background about myself. For...

College football hit the panic button and the floor instantly turned to lava. Penn State, Florida, LSU, and what feels like half the Power Four are open for business. The rumor mill is blasting the same names: Marcus Freeman, Lane Kiffin, Dan Lanning. Rinse and repeat until everyone wants to puke. Fans want chaos. ADs...

Stop apologizing for Mike Tomlin. Stop tweeting about loyalty and “he never has a losing season” like that is some kind of untouchable shield. This was supposed to be an all in year. Ownership spent big on defense. They traded and paid to overhaul the receiver room and “fix the culture.” They told everybody this...

Let’s get one thing straight from the jump. I do not give a single damn that ESPN is promoting betting. I do not care that podcasters are cashing checks from DraftKings. I do not care that content creators have FanDuel links in their bios. Never have. Never will. That is the business. They are not...

Here we go again. Another Sunday, another Jets meltdown, and now Woody Johnson is out here pointing fingers like he didn’t buy the damn team and help build this circus from the ground up. Blaming the quarterback is the oldest trick in the book. It’s lazy, it’s tired, and it’s exactly what happens when the...

Buy a new yearly sports game expecting progress? Cute. That’s the same move people make buying lottery tickets. Sports games in 2025 feel like someone built a shiny box and left a five-year-old engine inside. Microtransactions, fake “new” features, broken AI, and lazy design have gutted what used to be one of the best corners...

The Minnesota Vikings might have accidentally found the first real way to screw up the Eagles’ beloved tush push. Not by brute force. Not by luck. By lining a defensive player up sideways. Yeah, sideways. It looks weird, it looks wrong, and it kind of worked. Meanwhile, the Eagles keep doing the same thing every...

Stop treating ESPN, FOX, and every other studio personality like they have a secret playbook for college football. They do not. They have connections, headshots, and a budget that pays for hot takes. That is it. The rest, the certainty, the hype, the “this guy’s the next whatever” garbage, is a feedback loop built to...

Stop blaming the Dodgers. They’re not ruining baseball. The people ruining baseball are the owners who sit on piles of cash, collect revenue sharing checks, and refuse to spend a damn dime on their own teams. The Marlins, the Pirates, and now the Tigers are the real problem. They don’t try. They don’t invest. They...

Let’s be honest. Sports aren’t about morals. They’re about winning. Period. All the talk about “values,” “optics,” and “character” is just PR noise. Every team says they care about integrity, but when it comes down to it, they care about one thing. Can this guy help us win? That’s it. That’s the only metric that...

Derrick Henry isn’t getting an Adam Sandler cameo this year. Let’s just be real about it. Sandler said he’d put the King in one of his movies if he ran for 2,000 yards this season. It was funny, it was cool, it gave everyone something to root for. But unless Henry goes full Madden-glitch for...