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Penguins Dismantle a Trash Blackhawks
The Penguins have won five games in a row, again. They absolutely torched the Blackhawks last night winning by a score of…
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Penguins Forward Trade Targets
The NHL is 37 days away from the official trade deadline. However, there are only seven days until the Olympic roster freeze,…
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Undefeated in Western Canada, The Penguins are so Legit
The Penguins played their worst game of the four-game road trip. Fortunately, they were playing the worst team in the NHL, the…
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McFraudChecked
I am in a dangerous situation. I have spoken about the Pens being back. However, I think they are more than back……
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Kyle Dubas is GM of the Year
The Penguins are currently 2-0 on their western Canada trip, beating the dilapidated Calgary Flames last night 4-1. This team is special…
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Penguins 6 Kraken 3: Boring Kraken No Match for the Flightless Birds
The Seattle Kraken were shockingly in a playoff position Monday afternoon. Their -11-goal differential became a -14 differential after they matched up…
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Captain Canada: Sidney Crosby is Philadelphia’s Daddy
A tale as old as time, Sidney Crosby and his team shit-stomp the lowly Philadelphia Flyers. Crosby was unsurprisingly the game’s first…
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Penguins Fall to the Lightning 2-1. Almost Shutout Again
Last night, the Penguins almost went a second straight game without a goal. Instead, Malkin buried his tenth of the year to…
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R-E-L-A-X The Penguins Are Fine
In the words on Aaron Rodgers, relax. After a six-game winning streak, the Penguins dropped two straight only scoring one total goal…
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Tate McRae, Ditch the Zero’s and Come Date a 4th Line Hero
Tate McRae, the world’s new Britney Spears, is allegedly dating New Jersey Devils star Jack Hughes. Jack Hughes plays for a miserable…
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