Joe Burrow Deserves a Trade Request and Cincinnati Deserves to Lose Him

Joe Burrow Deserves a Trade Request and Cincinnati Deserves to Lose Him

The Baltimore Ravens just gave up two first-round picks for Maxx Crosby. First time in 31 years of franchise history they traded a first-rounder for a player. They did it twice in the same phone call. They looked at Joe Burrow in that division and decided the price of getting him out of their way was worth it.

Meanwhile Mike Brown is still making his Ring of Honor guests pay for their own hotel rooms.

This Is Not a Strategy Problem. It’s an Ownership Problem.

Joe Burrow made the Super Bowl in 2022. He had Trey Hendrickson wrecking quarterbacks off the edge. He had DJ Reader eating guards alive in the interior. He had a defense that could hold a lead when he gave them one. That team won eleven games and almost won a championship and the blueprint was sitting right there.

Reader left. Hendrickson stayed on a discount for three more years, led the entire NFL with 17.5 sacks in 2024, and the Bengals rewarded him by letting him walk to free agency for nothing when the market for an elite pass rusher was at its peak. No tag. No trade. No compensation. Nothing. Their best defensive player in half a decade walked out the door and the return was a roster spot.

That is not a scouting failure. That is an ownership decision.

Here is the receipt that should make every Bengals fan put down their phone and stare at the wall: the Brown family is worth $3.9 billion. The team pulled in over $549 million in revenue in a season where Jake Browning started a third of the games. Cincinnati ranked 18th in total cash spending across the entire NFL last year. Eighteenth. Out of thirty-two teams. With a franchise quarterback on a record contract playing behind a line that has put him on injured reserve three times in five years.

Eighteenth.

The Pattern Goes Back Further Than You Think

This is not a new problem wearing a new jersey. Before Joe Burrow arrived and dragged them to a Super Bowl himself, the Bengals’ playoff record was 0-7. Not built their way to something better. Not almost turned the corner. Zero and seven. And Burrow did not get there with ownership’s help. He got there despite it.

When first-round pick Shemar Stewart held out last summer, the fight was over contract language. Brown was pushing clauses to protect against some hypothetical future scenario that might save him a couple million dollars, while his defense was statistically one of the worst in football and his raw edge rusher needed every single training camp rep he could get before Week 1. That is the man running this franchise. Haggling over escape clauses on a rookie deal while the building is on fire.

And then there is this. The Bengals invited franchise legends to a Ring of Honor ceremony and gave each of them two complimentary tickets. Hotel, travel, everything else: figure it out yourself. Boomer Esiason read the invitation out loud on the radio. The organization worth four billion dollars asked its own Hall of Fame players to cover their travel to come be honored. That is who is making roster decisions in Cincinnati.

Joe Burrow Now Faces Garrett, Watt, and Crosby Twice Each

Name another starting quarterback in the NFL who has to look at his schedule and see Myles Garrett twice, TJ Watt twice, and now Maxx Crosby twice. There is not one. That is six division games a year against three of the best pass rushers alive, and Burrow has to survive all six of them behind an offensive line that has already failed him repeatedly.

Crosby had 10 sacks and 28 tackles for loss last season in 15 games. The Ravens gave up two first-round picks because they decided this division needed to be finished. Baltimore made a statement about what they thought of Joe Burrow’s window.

The Bengals’ answer to all of it is Shemar Stewart, who has 4.5 career sacks in 37 games, and whatever scraps are left in free agency before the market dries up. Duke Tobin said defense is the number one priority this offseason. He said that the last two offseasons too. The defense got worse both times.

Nothing Is Going to Change

This is the part that should actually bother Bengals fans. Not the Crosby trade. Not even Hendrickson walking. The part that should bother them is that there is no version of Mike Brown’s ownership where this gets fixed aggressively, because fixing it requires the kind of all-in commitment that this organization has never once demonstrated in his entire tenure.

The Ravens built a monster because Steve Bisciotti decided to spend whatever it took. Brown voted 31-1 against the rest of the league on private equity because he does not want outside money coming in and having opinions about how he runs his team. He wants full control of an operation he has been running at 18th-place spending levels while collecting first-place revenue checks.

Burrow keeps showing up anyway. He plays through it, wins games he has no business winning with the roster around him, and gives every postgame answer with the patience of someone who is not allowed to say what he is actually thinking.

The Ravens just told the division what competing looks like. Two first-round picks. That is the price of admission.

Mike Brown will not pay it. He never has.


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