C.J. Stroud Says He’s “Getting Old”
C.J. Stroud just dropped a line that has the internet losing it. He said he “feels like I’m getting old” and isn’t “as quick as I used to be.” Let that sink in. He’s 24 years old. That’s right, 24. Apparently, it’s time to light a candle and say a prayer. That is just soooo old. (Sarcasm fully intended.)

For context, Stroud was born October 3, 2001. Celebrate the candles. He’s not ancient. He’s in the prime of his career.

Why Everyone Freaked Out
Stroud’s comment hit differently because of what he did two seasons ago. His rookie year in 2023 was insane: 4,108 passing yards, 23 touchdowns, a 100.8 passer rating. Rookie of the Year buzz was real. He looked like he was going to carry the Texans for years.

Then reality hit. 2024 was rough. Numbers slipped, turnovers went up, efficiency dropped. Fans noticed. Analysts noticed. And suddenly, Stroud saying he feels “old” became the headline everyone ran with. The panic is ridiculous. He’s a 24-year-old QB in the NFL, not a guy who needs a walker.

The Reality of His Career
Stroud’s rookie year proved he can sling it and carry a team. His second year showed the grind of the NFL. Fewer yards per attempt, more pressure, tougher defenses. This is normal for young quarterbacks. It’s not a tombstone, it’s a wake-up call. Effort, adjustments, and the talent around him determine if he climbs back up. The stats show a dip, not a collapse.

Why the “I’m Getting Old” Comment is Dumb
At 24, you do not lose athleticism because of birthday candles. Saying it publicly just gives people ammo. Locker room talk stays in the locker room. Stop handing the internet a headline that makes you look defeated.

It’s Not the End of the World
Slumps happen. Mechanics falter. Confidence dips. Lines change. Receivers drop passes. Coordinators leave. The right move is to fix the issues, run quality reps, and get the support he needs. Quickness, pocket awareness, team fixes—that’s how you turn a rocky stretch into a learning curve.

Bottom Line
He had a rookie year that put him on the map. He hit turbulence after that. He’s 24 and said he feels old. That’s ridiculous, and yes, the internet is roasting him. But roasting is not coaching. If you actually care about the Texans or C.J. Stroud’s career, say a prayer. But make it the kind that comes with action: better coaching, better protection, smarter play design, and for Stroud to stop handing headlines away. That’s how you save a season. Not with candles, with correction.