barstool style

Let’s just get right to it. The Baltimore Ravens got absolutely embarrassed today. The Texans walked into their house, kicked their feet up on the couch, raided the fridge, and beat them 44 to 10. That wasn’t football. That was a public undressing. It looked like a varsity squad scrimmaging against the local JV team....

The Kansas City Chiefs aren’t just wobbling. They’re getting hijacked by people who think a Billboard chart is the same thing as a playbook. And yes, I’m talking about the Swifties. The Cold Stats Kansas City is 1–2. They dropped the opener to the Chargers 27–21, lost 20–17 to Philly, and finally beat the Giants...