Cincinnati Bengals

The Baltimore Ravens just gave up two first-round picks for Maxx Crosby. First time in 31 years of franchise history they traded a first-rounder for a player. They did it twice in the same phone call. They looked at Joe Burrow in that division and decided the price of getting him out of their way...

They scored 42 points yesterday and still lost. They scored 38 the week before and still lost. That is not a fluke. That is not a bad beat. That is a structural collapse with big money attached to one side of the roster and nothing left over to stop opponents from walking down the field...

Let’s just get right to it. The Baltimore Ravens got absolutely embarrassed today. The Texans walked into their house, kicked their feet up on the couch, raided the fridge, and beat them 44 to 10. That wasn’t football. That was a public undressing. It looked like a varsity squad scrimmaging against the local JV team....

The Cincinnati Bengals are the biggest joke in the NFL right now. Forget “Who Dey.” It’s “Who Cares.” This team is unserious in every sense of the word. They are built like a middle schooler’s Madden franchise: dump all your cap money into three shiny toys, Burrow, Chase, and Higgins, then pray the rest of...

Here we go again. Another season, another Joe Burrow injury. Three months out. THREE. MONTHS. This isn’t bad luck. This is organizational malpractice, and the Cincinnati Bengals front office should be ashamed. Joe Burrow is getting the Andrew Luck treatment. Remember Luck? Generational talent until years of getting destroyed behind garbage offensive lines turned his...