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R-E-L-A-X The Penguins Are Fine
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R-E-L-A-X The Penguins Are Fine
In the words on Aaron Rodgers, relax. After a six-game winning streak, the Penguins dropped two straight only scoring one total goal over the weekend. I am not even a little bit worried about the two-game slide. Sure, it would have been nice to get four points against two teams that likely won’t qualify for...
Erbie Brooks · Jan 12, 2026
I Am A Delusional Penguins Fan. Let Me Take You Into My Mind
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I Am A Delusional Penguins Fan. Let Me Take You Into My Mind
The eight-game winless streak is over. Two horrid performances against the Canadiens during the winless streak occurred, one coming Saturday night. Entering Sunday night, the Penguins had not won in a shootout despite five games going to said format. The winless streak also had several remarkable third period meltdowns. All of those things were avenged...
Erbie Brooks · Dec 22, 2025
Penguins Drown in Oil Completing Home Ice Meltdown
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Penguins Drown in Oil Completing Home Ice Meltdown
For the first time in team history, the Penguins went winless in five consecutive home games. They suffered a 6-4 defeat last night to the suddenly resurgent Edmonton Oilers. At least this loss did not include a third period collapse, it also did not include a good effort by the team. For most of the...
Erbie Brooks · Dec 17, 2025
Sidney Crosby Owns The Flyers And Their Soft Fans
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Sidney Crosby Owns The Flyers And Their Soft Fans
In short, absolutely fucking not. Sidney Crosby owns them. The more they boo, the more he says they sucks, the more he will just shove it right up their hoop. For 20 years those scumbag fans have chanted that he sucks, and he responds by outright torching their loser franchise. 59 goals, 78 assists, 137...
Erbie Brooks · Dec 3, 2025
Sweet Swedish Stomping
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Sweet Swedish Stomping
The Penguins tripped on Friday but responding with a stomping of the Nashville Predators on Sunday morning. Friday afternoon the Penguins came out with one of their least sharp performances of the season. Passes were not connecting crisply, offense was non-existent, and the defense was haphazard. Still, the Penguins were up 1-0 with about a...
Erbie Brooks · Nov 17, 2025