NFL 2025 season

They scored 42 points yesterday and still lost. They scored 38 the week before and still lost. That is not a fluke. That is not a bad beat. That is a structural collapse with big money attached to one side of the roster and nothing left over to stop opponents from walking down the field...

Derrick Henry isn’t getting an Adam Sandler cameo this year. Let’s just be real about it. Sandler said he’d put the King in one of his movies if he ran for 2,000 yards this season. It was funny, it was cool, it gave everyone something to root for. But unless Henry goes full Madden-glitch for...

Let’s just get right to it. The Baltimore Ravens got absolutely embarrassed today. The Texans walked into their house, kicked their feet up on the couch, raided the fridge, and beat them 44 to 10. That wasn’t football. That was a public undressing. It looked like a varsity squad scrimmaging against the local JV team....

I hate the New York Giants. Not because they lose games. I hate them because they make choices so obviously wrong that they permanently overinflate my ego. Every time their front office pulls a move any halfway informed fan can see will fail, it makes me think I could walk into an NFL front office...

The Kansas City Chiefs aren’t just wobbling. They’re getting hijacked by people who think a Billboard chart is the same thing as a playbook. And yes, I’m talking about the Swifties. The Cold Stats Kansas City is 1–2. They dropped the opener to the Chargers 27–21, lost 20–17 to Philly, and finally beat the Giants...