Home
Should the Ravens Trade Derrick Henry Before It’s Too Late?
Derrick Henry isn’t getting an Adam Sandler cameo this year. Let’s just be real about it. Sandler said he’d put the King in one of his movies if he ran for 2,000 yards this season. It was funny, it was cool, it gave everyone something to root for. But unless Henry goes full Madden-glitch for...
Home
Browns Embarrassed by Steelers as Dillon Gabriel Looks Lost
The Cleveland Browns and Dillon Gabriel just got their teeth kicked in by the Pittsburgh Steelers, 23 to 9. This wasn’t one of those “closer than it looked” games either. From the first snap, the Browns looked lost, unprepared, and flat-out uninterested. Aaron Rodgers diced them up for 235 yards and two touchdowns while the...
Home
The Bengals Are The Most Unserious Franchise In Football
The Cincinnati Bengals are the biggest joke in the NFL right now. Forget “Who Dey.” It’s “Who Cares.” This team is unserious in every sense of the word. They are built like a middle schooler’s Madden franchise: dump all your cap money into three shiny toys, Burrow, Chase, and Higgins, then pray the rest of...