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The Bengals Are The Most Unserious Franchise In Football
The Cincinnati Bengals are the biggest joke in the NFL right now. Forget “Who Dey.” It’s “Who Cares.” This team is unserious in every sense of the word. They are built like a middle schooler’s Madden franchise: dump all your cap money into three shiny toys, Burrow, Chase, and Higgins, then pray the rest of...
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Why I Can’t Stand the New York Giants
I hate the New York Giants. Not because they lose games. I hate them because they make choices so obviously wrong that they permanently overinflate my ego. Every time their front office pulls a move any halfway informed fan can see will fail, it makes me think I could walk into an NFL front office...
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The Cincinnati Bengals Are Destroying Joe Burrow and I’m Sick of Pretending They’re Not
Here we go again. Another season, another Joe Burrow injury. Three months out. THREE. MONTHS. This isn’t bad luck. This is organizational malpractice, and the Cincinnati Bengals front office should be ashamed. Joe Burrow is getting the Andrew Luck treatment. Remember Luck? Generational talent until years of getting destroyed behind garbage offensive lines turned his...