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The Bengals Are The Most Unserious Franchise In Football
The Cincinnati Bengals are the biggest joke in the NFL right now. Forget “Who Dey.” It’s “Who Cares.” This team is unserious in every sense of the word. They are built like a middle schooler’s Madden franchise: dump all your cap money into three shiny toys, Burrow, Chase, and Higgins, then pray the rest of...
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Shedeur Sanders Thinks He’s Ready to Play – And I Agree With Him
You knew this clip was coming. Shedeur Sanders went on ESPN Cleveland and said, “If you see the quarterback play in the league right now, I know I’m capable of doing better than that.” People are already sharpening their takes, ready to dunk on him for being confident, for being Deion’s kid, for being a...
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Why I Can’t Stand the New York Giants
I hate the New York Giants. Not because they lose games. I hate them because they make choices so obviously wrong that they permanently overinflate my ego. Every time their front office pulls a move any halfway informed fan can see will fail, it makes me think I could walk into an NFL front office...