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Script Flipped. Penguins Lock in 1st Round Home Ice
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Script Flipped. Penguins Lock in 1st Round Home Ice
What an absolutely perfect video from the Penguins PR staff last night. Moments after the Penguins defeated the New Jersey Devils by a score of 5-2 the Penguins put out this video: All year the team has been asked about the script that was seemingly pre-written about them. Every period of sustained success early in...
Erbie Brooks · 23h ago
Penguins vs Flyers 2026: Crosby Owns Them and He Knows It
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Penguins vs Flyers 2026: Crosby Owns Them and He Knows It
Win and secure your spot. That is what is in front of the Pittsburgh Penguins today. They have put themselves in a spot where they completely control their destiny. From a season that began with expectations of Gavin McKenna to scoring at a franchise historical rate and having home ice in the first round. It...
Erbie Brooks · Apr 9, 2026
Pittsburgh Penguins Playoffs: Flyers Matchup Looming
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Pittsburgh Penguins Playoffs: Flyers Matchup Looming
What a weekend. Holy shit. A combined 14 goals were scored by the Pittsburgh Penguins against the reigning back-to-back Stanley Cup Champions. Those 14 goals put the Penguins in 2nd for goals scored in the entire league. That seems shocking to most, but I called this after watching training camp in person. I said on...
Erbie Brooks · Apr 6, 2026
Penguins Islanders Playoff Race: 1 Point Between Them Tonight
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Penguins Islanders Playoff Race: 1 Point Between Them Tonight
Six months ago, every single fan of the flightless birds would have been jumping up and down to have an extremely meaningful game on March 30th. Fast forward to that very date and Penguins fans are more puckered up than a child trying their first warhead. Huge is not nearly meaningful enough to describe the...
Erbie Brooks · Mar 30, 2026
Erik Karlsson Best Player in the World: Penguins Win Without Sid
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Erik Karlsson Best Player in the World: Penguins Win Without Sid
Every single game feel like must-wins right now. Doubly so if the teams around you in the standings are winning. Even more so when you’re playing a team that’s in the race with you. The Penguins were given the opportunity to kick a team down a peg last night when they traveled to Ottawa. It...
Erbie Brooks · Mar 27, 2026
It’s Now Time for Murashov | Penguins vs Avs 3/24/26
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It’s Now Time for Murashov | Penguins vs Avs 3/24/26
Its time for the Penguins to make the call to Murashov. In 2016, the Penguins had a number 81 on their third line. They had a couple of kids playing throughout the lineup. Sid and Geno were steering the ship. They also had a rookie goalie whose last name started with an M come in,...
Erbie Brooks · Mar 25, 2026
Crosby Comeback Can’t Stop the Carolina Curse
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Crosby Comeback Can’t Stop the Carolina Curse
The Penguins have not won in Carolina since 2018. They’ve played there twice within the last week and that unfortunately hasn’t changed. Now, last night the Penguins had absolutely no business winning the game. They played like complete dogshit for the first two periods. Every defenseman outside of Erik Karlsson was handing the puck to...
Erbie Brooks · Mar 19, 2026
Alright, Time for Crosby to Comeback
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Alright, Time for Crosby to Comeback
The Penguins have shown a lot of heart since Crosby went down in the Olympics. They have produced two amazing comebacks against Boston and Carolina. They have managed to get points, but the team needs its captain back. Geno’s suspension came at a horrible time too. The Blue Jackets seemingly get at least a point...
Erbie Brooks · Mar 13, 2026
The Penguins Have a Letang Problem Despite Insane Comeback
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The Penguins Have a Letang Problem Despite Insane Comeback
Twenty years together with the Penguins. Crosby, Malkin and Letang. Two of those guys are out of the lineup and the team misses their impacts. The other is fully healthy but the team might be better off if he swapped places with Geno. Kris Letang has been pretty terrible for a majority of the season....
Erbie Brooks · Mar 11, 2026
Penguins Season Saved by Karlsson While He Helps Supporting Cast
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Penguins Season Saved by Karlsson While He Helps Supporting Cast
Sidney Crosby is injured and might not return until next week. Evgeni Malkin definitely won’t return until next week due to an incredibly stupid suspension. Hope for making the playoffs was dwindling. Everything seemed relatively bleak, with the exception of Crosby taking practice on Friday. Dubas acquired a large man but didn’t acquire any big...
Erbie Brooks · Mar 9, 2026
Geno Malkin Might Have Slashed the Chances of a Pens Playoff Run
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Geno Malkin Might Have Slashed the Chances of a Pens Playoff Run
Angry Geno is typically the best version of Geno. Think the slapshot breakaway goal against the Flyers all those years ago. Dubas might have been trying to unlock this version of Geno when he stalled, maybe balked, contract extension talks. What Dubas may have forgot to factor in is that Angry Geno is also prone...
Erbie Brooks · Mar 7, 2026
Jack Hughes Won Gold But Is Losing the War
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Jack Hughes Won Gold But Is Losing the War
The Penguins finally returned to action last night and picked up a much-needed win without captain Sidney Crosby. The Penguins dispatched the Devils by a score of 4-1. Jack Hughes was on the ice for this game and received quite the applause for his golden goal against the Canadiens this past Sunday. Unfortunately for Jack,...
Erbie Brooks · Feb 27, 2026
McDavid No Shows Another Finals, USA Wins Gold
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McDavid No Shows Another Finals, USA Wins Gold
Spider-Man was wrong. Not anyone can wear the mask. Not anyone can wear the C for Canada either. They thought Connor McDavid could wear the C, they all forgot that he turns into an opossum at every single big moment. Game 7 in 2024 no points. Game 6 in 2025 no points. Gold medal game...
Erbie Brooks · Feb 23, 2026
Canada and USA Advance, Radko Gudas Exposed as Terrorist
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Canada and USA Advance, Radko Gudas Exposed as Terrorist
Before I start talking about anything else, let me just say that yesterday was one of the greatest days of hockey (from a results standpoint) that I can ever remember. You had Canada down late, won in overtime. Finland scored twice in the final five minutes to send the game in overtime where they ultimately...
Erbie Brooks · Feb 20, 2026
Olympic Elimination Round is Set, USA and Canada on a Collison Course
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Olympic Elimination Round is Set, USA and Canada on a Collison Course
The weekend full of men’s hockey has finally concluded and the bracket for the Olympic Elimination Round has been set. Both Canada and USA finished undefeated, the only two teams to do so, and none of their games were really ever in doubt. The most interesting part of this entire tournament will come on Wednesday...
Erbie Brooks · Feb 16, 2026
Canada And USA Olympic Hockey Cruise to Victories
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Canada And USA Olympic Hockey Cruise to Victories
The two teams seemingly destined to square off in the gold medal game each won their opening game of the Milan Olympics; each team also scored five goals. Before diving into the games, let me just rant for a second. It is absolutely ridiculous that the Olympics does not allow any social media account in...
Erbie Brooks · Feb 13, 2026
Penguins Enter Olympic Break After Rookie Domination
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Penguins Enter Olympic Break After Rookie Domination
Thursday night was the final game before the Olympic break in the NHL. The Penguins had one game remaining on their schedule against the red-hot Buffalo Sabres. Blake Lizotte’s wife went into labor forcing him to miss the game. Then Noel Acciari got sick forcing him out of the lineup. This was no big deal...
Erbie Brooks · Feb 6, 2026
Dubas Acquisitions Both Shine and Fail in L to NYI
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Dubas Acquisitions Both Shine and Fail in L to NYI
A day after the worst performance of the season, the Penguins traveled to Long Island to play one of their biggest games yet. The effort level was significantly better. The overall performance was significantly better than the night before too. Hell, the Penguins thoroughly outplayed the Islanders last night. Yet the Penguins ended up losing...
Erbie Brooks · Feb 4, 2026