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The Pirates Were Better Than the Dodgers, and I Have Math to Prove It

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The Pittsburgh Pirates were BETTER than the Los Angeles Dodgers this year, and I have MATHEMATICAL EVIDENCE to prove it.

The Brewers just SWEPT the Dodgers out of the NLCS. FOUR games, ZERO wins. Milwaukee even let LA go up 4-0 in Game 4 before coming back and sending them home.

Meanwhile, you know who actually knew how to beat Milwaukee? THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES!

Pittsburgh won the season series against the Brewers 7-6. They even SWEPT Milwaukee in July!

So by the transitive property..

PIRATES > BREWERS > DODGERS

That’s basic mathematics. We learned this in elementary school. I’m not sure why Dodgers fans think spending all that money on a superteam gives them the right to argue with the American education system.

I’m sorry, Dodgers fans. If you have a problem with these findings, please take it up with your fourth-grade math teacher.

Congratulations to the Pittsburgh Pirates on being the best baseball team in this very specific mathematical equation!

Written By
Benny Yinzer
Writer at Hail Mary Media. Sports takes that hit different.