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4 MLB Rule Changes That Would Actually Fix Baseball
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4 MLB Rule Changes That Would Actually Fix Baseball

MLB rule changes work. More than half of ABS challenges this year are getting overturned, which means umpires were wrong more than half the time somebody pushed back on a call. The pitch clock

Benny Yinzer · Mar 31, 2026
Pittsburgh Pirates Offense Is Still Broken After 4 Games | Pirates vs Reds 3/30/26
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Pittsburgh Pirates Offense Is Still Broken After 4 Games | Pirates vs Reds 3/30/26

Sorry I'm a little late on this one. I was busy watching a team that actually wins. Penguins business. But I'm back now, and apparently I didn't miss a damn thing worth celebrating, because

Benny Yinzer · Mar 31, 2026
Pirates Avoid Sweep With Real 10-Inning Win That Barely Held Up
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Pirates Avoid Sweep With Real 10-Inning Win That Barely Held Up

The Pittsburgh Pirates avoid sweep of the opening series, win their first game of 2026, and get out of New York with something to build on. Final score 4-3 in ten innings at Citi

Benny Yinzer · Mar 29, 2026
ABS Umpire Accountability Is Already Working and CB Bucknor’s 6 Missed Calls Proved It
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ABS Umpire Accountability Is Already Working and CB Bucknor’s 6 Missed Calls Proved It

I have been watching bad umpires get away with murder for my entire life as a sports fan and I have never once seen any of them face a real consequence. That changed three

Benny Yinzer · Mar 29, 2026
Pittsburgh Pirates Season Is 2 Games Old and Already a Nightmare | Pirates vs Mets 3/28/26
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Pittsburgh Pirates Season Is 2 Games Old and Already a Nightmare | Pirates vs Mets 3/28/26

I said it all winter and nobody wanted to hear it. The Pittsburgh Pirates season is two games old, they are 0-2, they just got walked off by Luis Robert Jr. in the 11th

Benny Yinzer · Mar 29, 2026
Pirates Opening Day Loss 2026: Same Damn Team, Different Year | Pirates vs Mets 3/26/26
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Pirates Opening Day Loss 2026: Same Damn Team, Different Year | Pirates vs Mets 3/26/26

The Pirates Opening Day loss was 11-5 and if you watched that first inning, you already know the season is going to require a lot of patience. We were told this was a different

Benny Yinzer · Mar 26, 2026
PNC Park Food 2026: The Chipped Ham Fries Say It All
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PNC Park Food 2026: The Chipped Ham Fries Say It All

PNC Park food 2026 is exactly what you'd expect from a franchise that has finished under .500 six years running. While parks around the league are doing Kobe beef hot dogs with Luke's Lobster,

Benny Yinzer · Mar 25, 2026
My 2026 MLB Predictions: Every Team, Every Division, and the Dodgers Win Again
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My 2026 MLB Predictions: Every Team, Every Division, and the Dodgers Win Again

The Dodgers are going to win the World Series again, and most of the baseball world already knows it. They were the two-time defending champions before Opening Day even started, and then they went

Benny Yinzer · Mar 24, 2026
The Dodgers Are Beatable in 2026 and One Team’s Rotation Proves It
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The Dodgers Are Beatable in 2026 and One Team’s Rotation Proves It

The Dodgers are not unbeatable. They keep surviving things that should end them, and at some point surviving and winning stop being the same thing. Four separate moments in Game 7 had to go

Benny Yinzer · Mar 2, 2026
Rob Manfred Just Killed Baseball. The Savannah Bananas Are Ready
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Rob Manfred Just Killed Baseball. The Savannah Bananas Are Ready

Rob Manfred called a lockout "a positive." The commissioner of Major League Baseball looked at the idea of shutting his own sport down and used the word positive. Tony Clark, the head of the

Benny Yinzer · Feb 25, 2026
The MLB 2027 Lockout Just Got Way More Likely
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The MLB 2027 Lockout Just Got Way More Likely

The MLB 2027 lockout odds just jumped because the players’ union lost its top voice at the exact moment it needed to look bulletproof. Tony Clark resigned this week, and the reporting around it

Benny Yinzer · Feb 19, 2026
MLB Wants In on Prediction Markets After FTX and the Guardians Gambling Scandal, They Shouldn’t Touch It
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MLB Wants In on Prediction Markets After FTX and the Guardians Gambling Scandal, They Shouldn’t Touch It

MLB can flirt with prediction markets, but after FTX and a fresh pitch-fixing case, baseball should keep its distance. Fans are already drowning in gambling ads, and this is how sports get unwatchable. Baseball

Benny Yinzer · Feb 16, 2026
MLB’s ABS Challenge System Is Exposing the Truth: Players Don’t Actually Know the Strike Zone
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MLB’s ABS Challenge System Is Exposing the Truth: Players Don’t Actually Know the Strike Zone

MLB’s ABS challenge system will roast players who swear they know the strike zone. Early spring numbers show challenges are basically a coin flip, and that’s the whole joke. Everybody wants robot umps until

Benny Yinzer · Feb 11, 2026
Dodgers Fans Saying “Cry Harder” After the Kyle Tucker Signing Are Missing the Whole Point
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Dodgers Fans Saying “Cry Harder” After the Kyle Tucker Signing Are Missing the Whole Point

Dodgers fans yelling “cry harder” after Kyle Tucker are missing the point: nobody thinks you’re cheating. We’re mad at MLB’s broken setup, and it could cost us a season. You want the honest truth?

Benny Yinzer · Jan 18, 2026
Alex Bregman to the Cubs Is a $175M Middle Finger, and the $70M Deferred Part Is the Funniest Detail
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Alex Bregman to the Cubs Is a $175M Middle Finger, and the $70M Deferred Part Is the Funniest Detail

Alex Bregman to the Cubs for $175 million with $70 million deferred is MLB at its most ridiculous: big-money flex dressed up as “responsible” accounting, and Boston got burned playing tough. The Cubs didn’t

Benny Yinzer · Jan 13, 2026
What is the sports equivalent to #ConformityGate
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What is the sports equivalent to #ConformityGate

As I am sure you have heard, Stranger Things ended on New Years Eve. The finale was met with a wide range of opinions. Some people loved it, others hated it. I am of

Erbie Brooks · Jan 7, 2026
Bob Nutting Cheap Owner Blueprint: How MLB’s Cheapest Owners Fake Aggression
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Bob Nutting Cheap Owner Blueprint: How MLB’s Cheapest Owners Fake Aggression

Every winter, MLB teams start talking spicy. “We’re going to be aggressive.”“We have the resources.”“We know we have to do more.” If you are a Pirates fan, you have heard this monologue on loop.

Benny Yinzer · Dec 2, 2025
Mets Trade Brandon Nimmo For Marcus Semien: What This Move Really Says About Steve Cohen’s Offseason Plan
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Mets Trade Brandon Nimmo For Marcus Semien: What This Move Really Says About Steve Cohen’s Offseason Plan

The Mets have traded fan favorite outfielder Brandon Nimmo to the Texas Rangers in exchange for the surehanded second baseman Marcus Semien. On the surface this trade hurts because Nimmo was a huge part

Jersey Bill · Nov 25, 2025