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McDavid No Shows Another Finals, USA Wins Gold
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McDavid No Shows Another Finals, USA Wins Gold
Spider-Man was wrong. Not anyone can wear the mask. Not anyone can wear the C for Canada either. They thought Connor McDavid could wear the C, they all forgot that he turns into an opossum at every single big moment. Game 7 in 2024 no points. Game 6 in 2025 no points. Gold medal game...
Erbie Brooks · Feb 23, 2026
Canada and USA Advance, Radko Gudas Exposed as Terrorist
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Canada and USA Advance, Radko Gudas Exposed as Terrorist
Before I start talking about anything else, let me just say that yesterday was one of the greatest days of hockey (from a results standpoint) that I can ever remember. You had Canada down late, won in overtime. Finland scored twice in the final five minutes to send the game in overtime where they ultimately...
Erbie Brooks · Feb 20, 2026
Penguins Defensive Trade Targets
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Penguins Defensive Trade Targets
The non-Olympians return to practice today. While the trade freeze is still in effect, that doesn’t mean deadline plans are not being put into place. The Penguins, and the rest of the NHL, will only have a few days after the freeze is lifted to construct their teams for the rest of the season. The...
Erbie Brooks · Feb 17, 2026
Olympic Elimination Round is Set, USA and Canada on a Collison Course
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Olympic Elimination Round is Set, USA and Canada on a Collison Course
The weekend full of men’s hockey has finally concluded and the bracket for the Olympic Elimination Round has been set. Both Canada and USA finished undefeated, the only two teams to do so, and none of their games were really ever in doubt. The most interesting part of this entire tournament will come on Wednesday...
Erbie Brooks · Feb 16, 2026
Canada And USA Olympic Hockey Cruise to Victories
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Canada And USA Olympic Hockey Cruise to Victories
The two teams seemingly destined to square off in the gold medal game each won their opening game of the Milan Olympics; each team also scored five goals. Before diving into the games, let me just rant for a second. It is absolutely ridiculous that the Olympics does not allow any social media account in...
Erbie Brooks · Feb 13, 2026
Men’s Olympic Hockey Preview;Why America Will Not Win Gold
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Men’s Olympic Hockey Preview;Why America Will Not Win Gold
Tomorrow the men’s Olympic hockey tournament will begin. There are plenty of storylines to discuss; Tom Wilson playing with McDavid, Nylander hurt for Sweden, who starts for Canada, and how will the US perform we will discuss most of these topics throughout this blog. First, I think there is a clear pecking order for these...
Erbie Brooks · Feb 10, 2026
Penguins Enter Olympic Break After Rookie Domination
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Penguins Enter Olympic Break After Rookie Domination
Thursday night was the final game before the Olympic break in the NHL. The Penguins had one game remaining on their schedule against the red-hot Buffalo Sabres. Blake Lizotte’s wife went into labor forcing him to miss the game. Then Noel Acciari got sick forcing him out of the lineup. This was no big deal...
Erbie Brooks · Feb 6, 2026
Dubas Acquisitions Both Shine and Fail in L to NYI
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Dubas Acquisitions Both Shine and Fail in L to NYI
A day after the worst performance of the season, the Penguins traveled to Long Island to play one of their biggest games yet. The effort level was significantly better. The overall performance was significantly better than the night before too. Hell, the Penguins thoroughly outplayed the Islanders last night. Yet the Penguins ended up losing...
Erbie Brooks · Feb 4, 2026
Penguins vs Senators: Gross Play leads to a 3-2 Close Loss
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Penguins vs Senators: Gross Play leads to a 3-2 Close Loss
The Penguins entered Monday night for Penguins vs Senators with a six-game winning streak and a 13-2-2 record since Christmas.. That record is now 13-3-2 after arguably their worst performance of the season. The only other performance that might rival it was a 4-0 loss in December, also to the Senators. The Penguins really had...
Erbie Brooks · Feb 3, 2026
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Penguins Dismantle a Trash Blackhawks
The Penguins have won five games in a row, again. They absolutely torched the Blackhawks last night winning by a score of 6-2. The craziest part is, the team looked asleep in the first period. They ended the game outshooting the Hawks 44-20 despite being outshot 9-8 in the first period. The rest of the...
Erbie Brooks · Feb 2, 2026
Penguins Forward Trade Targets
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Penguins Forward Trade Targets
The NHL is 37 days away from the official trade deadline. However, there are only seven days until the Olympic roster freeze, which may also act as a secondary trade deadline. The Penguins have shifted perspective on their team. Before the season, the Penguins were thought to be the only true seller in the league....
Erbie Brooks · Jan 28, 2026
Undefeated in Western Canada, The Penguins are so Legit
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Undefeated in Western Canada, The Penguins are so Legit
The Penguins played their worst game of the four-game road trip. Fortunately, they were playing the worst team in the NHL, the Vancouver Canucks, and were able to hold them off to win 3-2. First, shoutout Stuuuuuuuuuu Skinner. What a freaking great performance. The Penguins were not great in this game. Stu stood on is...
Erbie Brooks · Jan 26, 2026
McFraudChecked
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McFraudChecked
I am in a dangerous situation. I have spoken about the Pens being back. However, I think they are more than back… they can go on a run. No one, except Colorado, scares me. I think all of America, and Canada, would have predicated a 6-2 win last night in Oilers vs. Penguins. Those that...
Erbie Brooks · Jan 23, 2026
Kyle Dubas is GM of the Year
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Kyle Dubas is GM of the Year
The Penguins are currently 2-0 on their western Canada trip, beating the dilapidated Calgary Flames last night 4-1. This team is special because of Kyle Dubas. Doesn’t matter who’s in the lineup, they find a way. Kris Letang caught the injury bug and missed last night’s action, so too did Erik Karlsson. The team’s top...
Erbie Brooks · Jan 22, 2026
Penguins 6 Kraken 3: Boring Kraken No Match for the Flightless Birds
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Penguins 6 Kraken 3: Boring Kraken No Match for the Flightless Birds
The Seattle Kraken were shockingly in a playoff position Monday afternoon. Their -11-goal differential became a -14 differential after they matched up with Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins. The Kraken try to lull their opponents to sleep by forcing their opponents to the outside, and downlow, and try to capitalize on mistakes. That’s a...
Erbie Brooks · Jan 20, 2026
Captain Canada: Sidney Crosby is Philadelphia’s Daddy
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Captain Canada: Sidney Crosby is Philadelphia’s Daddy
A tale as old as time, Sidney Crosby and his team shit-stomp the lowly Philadelphia Flyers. Crosby was unsurprisingly the game’s first star, finishing with a goal and an assist in what was a huge four-point divisional game. It was so blatantly obvious that the Penguins would destroy the across state little brother. The Flyers...
Erbie Brooks · Jan 16, 2026
Penguins Fall to the Lightning 2-1. Almost Shutout Again
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Penguins Fall to the Lightning 2-1. Almost Shutout Again
Last night, the Penguins almost went a second straight game without a goal. Instead, Malkin buried his tenth of the year to send the game to OT, then a shootout, and the Pens lost 2-1 to Tampa. It was an extremely entertaining game to attend despite the lack of offense. The Pens played a really...
Erbie Brooks · Jan 14, 2026
R-E-L-A-X The Penguins Are Fine
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R-E-L-A-X The Penguins Are Fine
In the words on Aaron Rodgers, relax. After a six-game winning streak, the Penguins dropped two straight only scoring one total goal over the weekend. I am not even a little bit worried about the two-game slide. Sure, it would have been nice to get four points against two teams that likely won’t qualify for...
Erbie Brooks · Jan 12, 2026

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