The Pittsburgh Pirates were BETTER than the Los Angeles Dodgers this year, and I have MATHEMATICAL EVIDENCE to prove it.
The Brewers just SWEPT the Dodgers out of the NLCS. FOUR games, ZERO wins. Milwaukee even let LA go up 4-0 in Game 4 before coming back and sending them home.
Meanwhile, you know who actually knew how to beat Milwaukee? THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES!
Pittsburgh won the season series against the Brewers 7-6. They even SWEPT Milwaukee in July!
So by the transitive property..
PIRATES > BREWERS > DODGERS
That’s basic mathematics. We learned this in elementary school. I’m not sure why Dodgers fans think spending all that money on a superteam gives them the right to argue with the American education system.
I’m sorry, Dodgers fans. If you have a problem with these findings, please take it up with your fourth-grade math teacher.
Congratulations to the Pittsburgh Pirates on being the best baseball team in this very specific mathematical equation!
