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The Ravens Bought Highlights. The Steelers Built a Football Team
NFL
The Ravens Bought Highlights. The Steelers Built a Football Team
The last time Baltimore and Pittsburgh shared a field, Tyler Loop missed a 44-yard field goal as time expired and the Ravens went home. The Steelers won the AFC North. Harbaugh got fired two days later. That is where this story starts. Not with the Maxx Crosby trade. Not with the national media crowning Baltimore...
Benny Yinzer · Mar 10, 2026
Penguins Season Saved by Karlsson While He Helps Supporting Cast
NHL
Penguins Season Saved by Karlsson While He Helps Supporting Cast
Sidney Crosby is injured and might not return until next week. Evgeni Malkin definitely won’t return until next week due to an incredibly stupid suspension. Hope for making the playoffs was dwindling. Everything seemed relatively bleak, with the exception of Crosby taking practice on Friday. Dubas acquired a large man but didn’t acquire any big...
Erbie Brooks · Mar 9, 2026
Joe Burrow Deserves a Trade Request and Cincinnati Deserves to Lose Him
NFL
Joe Burrow Deserves a Trade Request and Cincinnati Deserves to Lose Him
The Baltimore Ravens just gave up two first-round picks for Maxx Crosby. First time in 31 years of franchise history they traded a first-rounder for a player. They did it twice in the same phone call. They looked at Joe Burrow in that division and decided the price of getting him out of their way...
Benny Yinzer · Mar 8, 2026
Geno Malkin Might Have Slashed the Chances of a Pens Playoff Run
NHL
Geno Malkin Might Have Slashed the Chances of a Pens Playoff Run
Angry Geno is typically the best version of Geno. Think the slapshot breakaway goal against the Flyers all those years ago. Dubas might have been trying to unlock this version of Geno when he stalled, maybe balked, contract extension talks. What Dubas may have forgot to factor in is that Angry Geno is also prone...
Erbie Brooks · Mar 7, 2026
The Steelers Need to Stop Waiting for Aaron Rodgers and Move On
NFL
The Steelers Need to Stop Waiting for Aaron Rodgers and Move On
The Pittsburgh Steelers need to stop waiting for Aaron Rodgers. Free agency opens March 11th. He told Pat McAfee there’s no contract offer, no deadline, nothing to debate. That’s not a man weighing his options. That’s a man enjoying his offseason while an entire NFL franchise idles in the parking lot. They’ve been here before....
Benny Yinzer · Mar 5, 2026
Penguins Center Depth Tested Days Before Deadline
NHL
Penguins Center Depth Tested Days Before Deadline
Playing games without Sidney Crosby was always going to be difficult, we all knew that. Most people’s first inclination was that the team would struggle from an offensive standpoint. The game last night against Boston would have reaffirmed those feelings. However, despite playing the most “mid” hockey of the season, the Penguins still generated plenty...
Erbie Brooks · Mar 4, 2026
The SEC Is So Desperate to Beat the Big Ten That Mississippi Is Changing Its Tax Laws
College Football
The SEC Is So Desperate to Beat the Big Ten That Mississippi Is Changing Its Tax Laws
The SEC has won one national title in the last three years, and Mississippi just rewrote its tax code over it. That’s where we are right now. House Bill 4014 passed the Mississippi House 76 to 32. If it clears the Senate and lands on the governor’s desk, college athletes in Mississippi will pay zero...
Benny Yinzer · Mar 3, 2026
Penguins Stomp Knights. Buyers at the Deadline and Buying Sid Time
NHL
Penguins Stomp Knights. Buyers at the Deadline and Buying Sid Time
Saturday showed signs that the Penguins desperately need Sid in the lineup. They started Saturday’s matinee by jumping out to a quick two goal lead against the Rangers. They ended it by losing in a shootout and looking rather unimpressive in-between. Saturday’s game for the first twenty-five minutes would have reminded you of a Penguins...
Erbie Brooks · Mar 2, 2026
The Dodgers Are Beatable in 2026 and One Team’s Rotation Proves It
MLB
The Dodgers Are Beatable in 2026 and One Team’s Rotation Proves It
The Dodgers are not unbeatable. They keep surviving things that should end them, and at some point surviving and winning stop being the same thing. Four separate moments in Game 7 had to go their way on the same night just to reach extra innings at Rogers Centre. That is not a dynasty operating at...
Benny Yinzer · Mar 2, 2026
Jack Hughes Won Gold But Is Losing the War
NHL
Jack Hughes Won Gold But Is Losing the War
The Penguins finally returned to action last night and picked up a much-needed win without captain Sidney Crosby. The Penguins dispatched the Devils by a score of 4-1. Jack Hughes was on the ice for this game and received quite the applause for his golden goal against the Canadiens this past Sunday. Unfortunately for Jack,...
Erbie Brooks · Feb 27, 2026
Anthony Richardson Can’t Complete Half His Passes. What Exactly Are You Trading For?
NFL
Anthony Richardson Can’t Complete Half His Passes. What Exactly Are You Trading For?
The man lost his starting job to Daniel Jones. Let that breathe for a second. Daniel Jones, who the Giants already cut loose, who had to rebuild his whole career from scratch, walked into Indianapolis and took the job from the fourth overall pick in 2024. Anthony Richardson then broke his orbital bone with a...
Benny Yinzer · Feb 26, 2026
Pittsburgh Penguins Season Doomed Despite Dubas Shining
NHL
Pittsburgh Penguins Season Doomed Despite Dubas Shining
The last 24 hours have produced quite the bit of content for the Pittsburgh Penguins. To begin with, GM Kyle Dubas did it again. Early in the afternoon yesterday Dubas sent Brett Kulak for Sam Girard and 2028 2nd round pick. This deal extends the return for Tristan Jarry to the following: Sam Girard Stuart...
Erbie Brooks · Feb 25, 2026
Rob Manfred Just Killed Baseball. The Savannah Bananas Are Ready
MLB
Rob Manfred Just Killed Baseball. The Savannah Bananas Are Ready
Rob Manfred called a lockout “a positive.” The commissioner of Major League Baseball looked at the idea of shutting his own sport down and used the word positive. Tony Clark, the head of the players union, just resigned in disgrace four days ago after getting caught in a federal investigation involving his sister-in-law he personally...
Benny Yinzer · Feb 25, 2026
The NFL Wants Booth Officials to Throw Flags. All It’s Going to Do Is Make the Rigged Conversation Worse
NFL
The NFL Wants Booth Officials to Throw Flags. All It’s Going to Do Is Make the Rigged Conversation Worse
The NFL’s solution to bad officiating is always more officiating, and they never learn. The competition committee is in Indianapolis floating a proposal that lets replay officials throw flags on their own, no challenge needed, for what they’re calling “non-football acts.” Troy Vincent trotted out two plays from last season as the pitch: Josh Jobe...
Benny Yinzer · Feb 24, 2026
McDavid No Shows Another Finals, USA Wins Gold
NHL
McDavid No Shows Another Finals, USA Wins Gold
Spider-Man was wrong. Not anyone can wear the mask. Not anyone can wear the C for Canada either. They thought Connor McDavid could wear the C, they all forgot that he turns into an opossum at every single big moment. Game 7 in 2024 no points. Game 6 in 2025 no points. Gold medal game...
Erbie Brooks · Feb 23, 2026
Canada and USA Advance, Radko Gudas Exposed as Terrorist
NHL
Canada and USA Advance, Radko Gudas Exposed as Terrorist
Before I start talking about anything else, let me just say that yesterday was one of the greatest days of hockey (from a results standpoint) that I can ever remember. You had Canada down late, won in overtime. Finland scored twice in the final five minutes to send the game in overtime where they ultimately...
Erbie Brooks · Feb 20, 2026
The MLB 2027 Lockout Just Got Way More Likely
MLB
The MLB 2027 Lockout Just Got Way More Likely
The MLB 2027 lockout odds just jumped because the players’ union lost its top voice at the exact moment it needed to look bulletproof. Tony Clark resigned this week, and the reporting around it is not the kind you file under “messy breakup” or “awkward office email.” It includes an internal finding of an inappropriate...
Benny Yinzer · Feb 19, 2026
The Kansas City Chiefs Looking to Reload After Mahomes’ Contract Restructure
NFL
The Kansas City Chiefs Looking to Reload After Mahomes’ Contract Restructure
Mahomes’ restructure cleared about $43 million for the 2026 cap, and it screams one thing: the Kansas City Chiefs aren’t rebuilding, they’re reloading and they’re about to spend. If you’re waiting for the Chiefs to get humble and “take a year,” you’re going to be waiting a long time. Teams that want patience don’t turn...
Benny Yinzer · Feb 19, 2026

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