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Angel Reese Double-Double Record Deserves Its Own Night
WNBA

Angel Reese Double-Double Record Deserves Its Own Night

The Angel Reese double-double record should have bought her one completely normal night of praise. Apparently that is still impossible, because every time Reese does something great, somebody has to drag Caitlin Clark into it like the WNBA only has room for one successful young star at a time. Reese had 15 points and 11...
Benny Yinzer · Aug 31, 2026
Cale Makar Contract: Why $20.4 Million Is Absolutely Worth It
NHL

Cale Makar Contract: Why $20.4 Million Is Absolutely Worth It

NHLThe Cale Makar contract officially pushed this summer’s NHL salary explosion into ridiculous territory. First, it was Kaprizov getting 17 sheets. Then Leo Carlsson signed his massive 18 million offer sheet. Celebrini followed and take 18.8 per season making him the highest paid player in the league. Celebrini’s title didn’t last long as Cale Makar...
Erbie Brooks · Aug 30, 2026
Connor Hellebuyck Trade: Buffalo, Carolina and One Sneaky Landing Spot
NHL

Connor Hellebuyck Trade: Buffalo, Carolina and One Sneaky Landing Spot

The Connor Hellebuyck trade conversation might finally be the one that blows up the quiet end of the NHL summer. Hell, it might just be getting started. Detroit is allegedly interviewing new GMs and whoever they hire will almost immediately need to come to a decision with their gold medalist. However, this blog isn’t about...
Erbie Brooks · Aug 28, 2026
The NFL Should Bring Back an NFL Third-Place Game
NFL

The NFL Should Bring Back an NFL Third-Place Game

The NFL finally did it. Beginning with the 2026 season, there will no longer be an AFC vs. NFC Pro Bowl game, and honestly.. GOOD. The NFL third-place game has never had a better opportunity to make the dumbest comeback imaginable. I actually like part of what the NFL is doing here. Keep naming 88...
Benny Yinzer · Aug 27, 2026
The Marc-Andre Fleury Hall of Fame Case Should Be an Easy One
NHL

The Marc-Andre Fleury Hall of Fame Case Should Be an Easy One

The Marc-Andre Fleury Hall of Fame case is going to become a MUCH bigger conversation soon, but Pittsburgh already got the easy part right. The Penguins announced that beloved goaltender Marc-Andre Fleury will be inducted into the team’s Hall of Fame, and obviously.. Flower belongs there. It’s quite the honor for Flower and much deserved....
Erbie Brooks · Aug 26, 2026
The Dodgers Competitive Advantage Is Exactly Why MLB Needs a Salary Cap and Floor
MLB

The Dodgers Competitive Advantage Is Exactly Why MLB Needs a Salary Cap and Floor

I’m so tired of hearing, “Well, every owner is a billionaire, tell yours to spend like the Dodgers.” Okay.. HOW? Because this Dodgers competitive advantage goes WAY beyond one billionaire simply caring more than another. The Dodgers are expected to shield more than $1.3 BILLION from revenue sharing over the 25-year life of their local-TV...
Benny Yinzer · Aug 25, 2026
Harrison Butker 69-Yard Field Goal Is an Incredible Problem
NFL

Harrison Butker 69-Yard Field Goal Is an Incredible Problem

Harrison Butker 69-yard field goal is a ridiculous sentence to type, but apparently that is where we are with NFL kickers now. Butker drilled one from 69 yards for Kansas City against Tampa Bay, and I think I’ve finally reached the point where the NFL should seriously consider narrowing the goal posts. These guys are...
Benny Yinzer · Aug 23, 2026
The Zach Benson U23 Ranking Defense Doesn’t Hold Up
NHL

The Zach Benson U23 Ranking Defense Doesn’t Hold Up

The Zach Benson U23 ranking came in at 124th, and one of the worst excuses I have ever heard in my life came with it. Yesterday we discussed the most insane article The Athletic has ever allowed to be published, Corey Pronman’s u23 NHL rankings. A bulk of the discourse revolved around Zach Benson. Benson...
Erbie Brooks · Aug 22, 2026
Will Howard Roster Spot Looks Gone After Steelers Shutout Loss
NFL

Will Howard Roster Spot Looks Gone After Steelers Shutout Loss

It might be over for our sweet prince. The Will Howard roster spot conversation was supposed to get answered Friday night, and it did, just not the way anybody in Pittsburgh wanted. The Steelers gave Howard every single thing a fan would have asked for on his behalf. The start. The entire first half. The...
Benny Yinzer · Aug 22, 2026
Corey Pronman Penguins Rankings: Why Kindel and Murashov Were Too Low
NHL

Corey Pronman Penguins Rankings: Why Kindel and Murashov Were Too Low

The Corey Pronman Penguins rankings were already a disaster before you even got to the Penguins section. The biggest story in hockey the last few days has unfortunately been the disgusting under 23 player rankings revealed by Corey Pronman of The Athletic. X, the everything app, was set ablaze yesterday as fans began reading their...
Erbie Brooks · Aug 20, 2026
The Christian McCaffrey Contract Theory Says More About the NFL Than About Him
NFL

The Christian McCaffrey Contract Theory Says More About the NFL Than About Him

Christian McCaffrey missed a handful of August practices with tightness, and the sport went straight to the money. The Christian McCaffrey contract theory did not need a leaked text, an agent quote, or a single anonymous source to spread. It needed a calendar. He stopped practicing in the same stretch of August that Bijan Robinson,...
Benny Yinzer · Aug 20, 2026
Pittsburgh Stadium Public Funding Should Come With a Scoreboard Check
MLB

Pittsburgh Stadium Public Funding Should Come With a Scoreboard Check

Pittsburgh’s mayor is not hiding the ball on this one. Acrisure Stadium and PNC Park both need work, and Corey O’Connor says Pittsburgh stadium public funding belongs in the conversation. His logic is simple enough. The city pulls tax money out of those two buildings, so keeping them standing is good for everybody. Fine. Both...
Benny Yinzer · Aug 19, 2026
Cal Raleigh, Vladdy, Skenes: The World Baseball Classic Hangover
MLB

Cal Raleigh, Vladdy, Skenes: The World Baseball Classic Hangover

Cal Raleigh hit 60 home runs last season. Right now he is hitting .159, and that number still does not look real. Line him up next to a couple of other guys and the World Baseball Classic hangover stops sounding like an excuse and starts sounding like the only answer anybody has. Start with Raleigh,...
Benny Yinzer · Aug 18, 2026
Caitlin Clark or Kelsey Mitchell? The Fever MVP Answer Nobody Wants
WNBA

Caitlin Clark or Kelsey Mitchell? The Fever MVP Answer Nobody Wants

Caitlin Clark said Kelsey Mitchell is the best scorer in the league, hands down, not even close. Direct quote, the Fever posted it themselves. So if you want to argue Caitlin Clark or Kelsey Mitchell for Fever MVP, one of them already voted. Then two days later Aliyah Boston says basically the same thing and...
Benny Yinzer · Aug 15, 2026
Penguins Trade Offer To Ottawa: Who Did Dubas Dangle For Pick 25?
NHL

Penguins Trade Offer To Ottawa: Who Did Dubas Dangle For Pick 25?

We are really stretching for interesting NHL news at this point in August, but a Penguins trade offer nobody knew about just came across my desk. Most NHL teams post a behind the scenes of the draft process throughout the summer. Two days ago the Ottawa Senators did just that and it sparked an interesting...
Erbie Brooks · Aug 15, 2026
Shohei Ohtani Opt Out Could Save Baseball. He Won’t Do It.
MLB

Shohei Ohtani Opt Out Could Save Baseball. He Won’t Do It.

A Shohei Ohtani opt out is the single most powerful card anyone could hold in professional baseball, and we found out this week he is never going to play it. The Athletic reported that even if Mark Walter sells the Dodgers, Ohtani isn’t going anywhere.. and look, I get it. I just don’t respect it....
Benny Yinzer · Aug 14, 2026
NHL Contract Standoffs Are 3 Messes Nobody Wants To Touch
NHL

NHL Contract Standoffs Are 3 Messes Nobody Wants To Touch

We have already given our state of the union for the league’s offseason, and the NHL contract standoffs still sitting out there could change all of it. The grade was middling, but maybe the NHL has more in store for us. A few storylines remain and all could have large impacts to the league. Let’s...
Erbie Brooks · Aug 12, 2026
Michigan Downplaying the Ohio State Rivalry Just Got Worse
College Football

Michigan Downplaying the Ohio State Rivalry Just Got Worse

I have been watching Michigan downplaying the Ohio State rivalry for 12 straight days now, and yesterday the quarterback finally topped everybody. John Fanta of NBC Sports asked Bryce Underwood how different The Game is from every other one on the schedule. “It’s just another game. Just, with guys in a different color. That’s how...
Benny Yinzer · Aug 12, 2026

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