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Ndamukong Suh Just Invented a $200,000 NFL Salary That Does Not Exist
NFL

Ndamukong Suh Just Invented a $200,000 NFL Salary That Does Not Exist

Please say a prayer for these NFL players only making $100,000. They are really out here struggling. I think we should all donate them money. Ndamukong Suh did the math for us. You’re in New York, you make $200,000, taxes take half, now you’re sitting on $100,000 and everybody still expects you to live like...
Benny Yinzer · Jul 27, 2026
Patrick Mahomes Got Cleared And The Chiefs Plan Is Now A Field Goal Derby
NFL

Patrick Mahomes Got Cleared And The Chiefs Plan Is Now A Field Goal Derby

Patrick Mahomes is back and his big idea for this year is handing it off more. Cleared for camp Friday, said he ran too much last season, which, fine, that’s the knee talking. Then Charles Goldman posts the rest of it. “If all else fails, I’ll just hand it off to K9 and let him...
Benny Yinzer · Jul 27, 2026
Kenny Pickett Begged for a Competition and Then Signed Up to Hold a Clipboard
NFL

Kenny Pickett Begged for a Competition and Then Signed Up to Hold a Clipboard

And I gotta be honest, this man wears two gloves so the football can’t get away from him. Makes it so much better. Same week, his college coach Pat Narduzzi gets on the radio and says the Eagles never wanted to trade him. Kenny begged. That’s Narduzzi’s word. Because he wanted to COMPETE and didn’t...
Benny Yinzer · Jul 25, 2026
USA Today Went Full Heel On Caitlin Clark And Lost Twice In Three Days
WNBA

USA Today Went Full Heel On Caitlin Clark And Lost Twice In Three Days

USA Today went full heel on Caitlin Clark this week, and I don’t think they know how to work a match. Tuesday, ESPN cleans out ten on-air names. Ryan Clark, Cam Newton, Karl Ravech after 33 years there. Same week they’re reportedly trying to hand Pat McAfee $60 million a year, per The Athletic, to...
Benny Yinzer · Jul 25, 2026
An Adam Fantilli offer sheet is the cheapest way to steal Kirill Marchenko
NHL

An Adam Fantilli offer sheet is the cheapest way to steal Kirill Marchenko

As one saga came to a close, another one may have just begun. The Columbus Blue Jackets have failed to lock up Adam Fantilli.I never considered an Adam Fantilli offer sheet a real possibility until recently. The Jackets signed their goaltender Jet Greaves to a 3 year 5 million extension which suddenly leaves them vulnerable....
Erbie Brooks · Jul 24, 2026
Tony Romo Got Arrested in Milwaukee and Somehow Still Couldn’t Finish the Drive
NFL

Tony Romo Got Arrested in Milwaukee and Somehow Still Couldn’t Finish the Drive

Tony Romo got arrested for drunk driving on a bridge in Milwaukee Thursday night, and I need you to remember this is a man who calls the blitz 3 seconds before the ball is snapped. ERRRRRRRRM I DONT KNOW JIIIIM. 9 seasons in that booth telling you exactly what’s coming before it comes, and he...
Benny Yinzer · Jul 24, 2026
LeBron James Left $50 Million on the Table to Sign With the Sixers
NBA

LeBron James Left $50 Million on the Table to Sign With the Sixers

I’ve seen insane sports decisions, but LeBron James just walked away from real money to make basically nothing with the Philadelphia 76ers, and at 41 years old, you don’t do that unless something bigger than basketball is going on. He was making something like $50 million a year with the Lakers. He just signed for...
Benny Yinzer · Jul 24, 2026
The Jason Robertson Contract Just Delayed The Real Decision
NHL

The Jason Robertson Contract Just Delayed The Real Decision

Ultimately, Jason Robertson blinked before Jim Nill and the Dallas Stars. The talented winger singed yesterday with the Stars for only one season. The deal is worth 12 million dollars against the salary cap. The Jason Robertson contract answers one question this summer and opens about five more. This leaves a few doors open. First,...
Erbie Brooks · Jul 24, 2026
An SEC Breakaway From The NCAA Sounds Like A Threat. It’s Actually A Gift.
College Football

An SEC Breakaway From The NCAA Sounds Like A Threat. It’s Actually A Gift.

Greg Sankey stood up at SEC Media Days in Tampa this week and said an SEC breakaway from the NCAA is real. Then, days later, turned right around and told a different reporter it’s not actually a priority. Make up your damn mind, Greg. Because if it’s actually on the table, I’ve got two words...
Benny Yinzer · Jul 22, 2026
Penguins Thomas Harley Trade Beats Chasing Pettersson or Wright
NHL

Penguins Thomas Harley Trade Beats Chasing Pettersson or Wright

We are mere days away from the conclusion of the Jason Robertson saga. Should Robertson actually make it to arbitration is there a logical pivot for Dubas and the Penguins, and could it actually be a Penguins Thomas Harley trade instead of the two names everybody keeps throwing out? I think many people would believe...
Erbie Brooks · Jul 21, 2026
The Pirates Trade Deadline Plan Is Already an Insult
MLB

The Pirates Trade Deadline Plan Is Already an Insult

There’s no way this is a serious team. That’s the only conclusion I’ve got after reading Bob Nightengale’s report on the Pirates trade deadline plan, which is apparently to be aggressive, as long as being aggressive costs zero extra dollars. What do you mean you want to be aggressive at the deadline but you’re not...
Benny Yinzer · Jul 19, 2026
FIFA’s World Cup 64 Teams Plan Is Solving the Wrong Problem
Soccer

FIFA’s World Cup 64 Teams Plan Is Solving the Wrong Problem

Cristiano Ronaldo hasn’t played a World Cup game in 12 days, and he’s never going to play one again. Meanwhile FIFA’s out here floating a World Cup 64 teams plan for 2030, like the problem with this tournament was ever how many teams show up. Here’s what actually happened. Before that Round of 16 game...
Benny Yinzer · Jul 19, 2026
The Penguins Wheeling Nailers Split Is Not the Crisis Everyone’s Making It Out to Be
NHL

The Penguins Wheeling Nailers Split Is Not the Crisis Everyone’s Making It Out to Be

The Penguins Wheeling Nailers situation is the real story today, but first, as we slowly creep towards Jason Robertson’s arbitration date, not much has occurred in terms of player movement. Most of the players that elected to go to arbitration have reached a settlement outside of the court system. However, Robertson remains unsigned. I still...
Erbie Brooks · Jul 17, 2026
WNBA Players Who Feel Overshadowed By Caitlin Clark Should Check Whose Checks Just Got Bigger
WNBA

WNBA Players Who Feel Overshadowed By Caitlin Clark Should Check Whose Checks Just Got Bigger

So there are WNBA players out there who feel overshadowed by Caitlin Clark, and apparently the commissioner needed a guy from a whole different sport just to remind her who pays for the lights. Sports Business Journal dropped this yesterday and I’ve read it four times because I keep waiting for the part where it...
Benny Yinzer · Jul 16, 2026
The Real Penguins Jason Robertson Trade Starts With Nick’s Deal
NHL

The Real Penguins Jason Robertson Trade Starts With Nick’s Deal

Another quiet day throughout NHL circles yesterday, but the Penguins handled some important business, business that only means something if it sets up a Penguins Jason Robertson trade. Yesterday morning the Penguins signed recently acquired Nick Robertson to a 2-year deal worth 3.25 million per season. After the signing of Robertson, the Penguins are left...
Erbie Brooks · Jul 15, 2026
Jason Robertson Trade Rumors Are Holding The Entire NHL Hostage Right Now
NHL

Jason Robertson Trade Rumors Are Holding The Entire NHL Hostage Right Now

It was an unusually quiet weekend in the NHL, but the Jason Robertson trade rumors are about to make up for all of it. Most people thought that the two looming offer sheets were holding up a lot of action. Teams wanted to see specifically how the Carlsson situation would play out before making moves...
Erbie Brooks · Jul 14, 2026
A Dylan Larkin Trade Isn’t Just a Larkin Story Anymore
NHL

A Dylan Larkin Trade Isn’t Just a Larkin Story Anymore

The Dylan Larkin trade rumors just picked up a new team, and everyone’s treating it like a footnote, one more line added to a list, and it isn’t, not even close. Dallas has $10.6 million in cap space, and the guy they’d actually need that room for is Jason Robertson, who’s sitting in salary arbitration...
Benny Yinzer · Jul 13, 2026
Do NHL Offer Sheets Suck? Anaheim Just Cut a $39 Million Check to Find Out
NHL

Do NHL Offer Sheets Suck? Anaheim Just Cut a $39 Million Check to Find Out

Many fans bemoan NHL GM’s for not signing young talent through the avenue of NHL offer sheets. However, many GM’s have responded with saying that offer sheets are a pointless endeavor. Offer sheets are matched over 90% of the time. So, I understand the GM’s who echo the statement about the pointlessness of attempting this...
Erbie Brooks · Jul 11, 2026

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